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It really would be alien here...kangaroos in Newfoundland...lmao

an alien brain was found today in bushland behind the outback hotel. the not so local authorities (from a nameless section of the government) issued no formal statement but rumors are circulating that they suspect a botched lobotomy took place when the lights on the spaceship weren't working.... the kangaroo, which was seen earlier by a drunk eye witness "flying up in a green lumpy light", was sent back unharmed but had her pouch turned inside out and was experiencing periods of missing time. she is currently being held in an animal asylum for the duration of her recovery. for more information on this story please ask the bar tend.