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09
Mar
2007
davlew

Musical supermarket

by davlewComment Published at 20:1220:120 comments0 comments21 Visits21 VisitsReport
The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
   
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
   
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
   
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
   
We don't buy toilet paper there any more.   God knows what you hear in the condom aisle.

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