Remember, old folks are worth a fortune - with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs.
Though i am a little older since i last saw you a few changes have come into my life.Frankly, i have become a frivolous old girl. I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as i wake up Will Power helps me out of bed. Then i go to see John. Next it is time for UncleToby to come along,followed by Billy T.
They leave and Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place for very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day i am really tired and glad to go to bed with Jhonny Walker. What a life! oh yes, i'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
The preacher called the other day. He said that at my age i should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh, i do, all the time, no matter where i am. If i am in the bedroom, lounge room or kitchen or down the basement, i ask myself - "Now, what am i here after?"...... |