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Hi Sweetheart,

I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights.

I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something.

I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy.

All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season.

Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights!

I took the time to hang the lights for you today;

and now I will be off to the hockey rink.

Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday.

I'll be home later.

Love you……;

 

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Her response -

Hi Honey,

Thank you for that heart-felt apology.

I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it.

I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize.

I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy.

I will try to respect your feelings from now on.

Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me.

It really means a lot.

In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you;

and now I am off to the mall.

I love you too!

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Well, I checked today to see if anyone else had responded to it, but IT WAS GONE. It had been taken down, presumably by someone who hates snake reunions and happy endings. It was disconcerting.

Luckily, I knew the perfect place to ask for help:

UPDATED: The missing sign lasted less than 24 hours before vanishing. It’s a losing battle, but it’s a losing battle I’m willing to fight. Mainly because I work from home and have an entire ream of copy paper at my disposal. I can do this all damn day, vandals.

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Teacher: "Fred can you find me America on the map please?"

Fred: "There it is!"

Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"

Little Johnny: "Fred did!"

Wisdom From Grandpa

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates
And blamed it on the cost of living.

Remember,

If you haven’t got a smile on your face

And laughter in your heart,

Then you are just a sour old fart!
“Have a Great Day, unless you’ve made other plans”

But its still funny, lol!!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed:

A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake

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I can beleve these unfortunatly....

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A day of 1) doing some stuff 2) avoiding doing some stuff 3) thinking about doing some stuff 4) stuffing a parakeet.