Their Last name stays put
Wedding plans take care of themselves
they can never be pregnant
They can wear a white shirt to a water park
They can wear NO shirt to a water park
Car mechanics tell them the truth
The world is urinal
Wrinkles add character
people never stare at their chest when talking to them
new shoes dont cut,blister or mangle their feet
A five day holiday only requires 1 suitcase
They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes
The same hairstyle lasts for years
they only have to shave their face and neck
They can play with toys all their life
They have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
Their underwear is $1.99 for a pack of 3
1 Mood all the time
no wonder men are happier | 
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