a younge amish girl was hangin up clothes with her mother one winter day, when she complained that her hands were cold.
the mum says "just put your hands between your legs and that will warm them up!"
so she does and they do.
later that day the girl is out on a buggy with a amish boy, when he says " my hands are so cold".
the girl tells him " put them between my legs and that will warm them up!"
he does are she said and his hands warm up.
the next day they are out on the buggy again and he says " oh my nose is so cold "
so she says " put it between my legs and that will warm it up"
he does as he is told.
the next day they are out yet again on the buggy and the boys says "oh my penis is so cold, its frozen stiff"
so the girl again says "put it between my legs an that will warm it up"
next day the girl is hangin clothes out again with her mum and asks her has she heard of a penis.
the mum is shocked but cautiously asks the girl what she knows
to which the girl replys " all i know is the make an awefull mess when they defrost!" |