Two Irish bank robbers had no trouble getting into their local bank. Hoping to find some safe deposit boxes full of goodies there were amazed to see 30 small deposit boxes in the bank foyer. They managed to work out the combination of one after the other but only "cream pudding" in each one. After eating lots of cream pudding they finally left poor but full and feeling a bit queezy.
The headline in the local newspaper next day screamed out:
LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBERY IN IRISH HISTORY! |