The poor mum, bu oh so funny! We went swimming at the lagoon today. There was a mum in the water near us with a baby about a year old. A girl about 4 came running over to her and called out at the top of her lungs while crying "Mum Michael just hit me with a big d!ck!"
The poor woman looked around, I couldn't for the life of me take my eyes off them no matter how hard I tried. She realised I think that she had to explain. She said that Michael was her 7 year old son, and this is her daughter who has speech problems. She meant to say stick but can't put the S and T together. I couldn't help laughing, but felt terrible too! Had to share. Wasn't sure where to put it. | 
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