ITS TEXT TIME

F.*.*.*  Stands for '' Friends U Can Keep'' So Promise me you'' ll F. * . *, * ME 4 ever

Send this to 10 people including me and c who F.*.*.*.S U back..

Now that came from a minti mum to my phone tonight Rofl..

xxx cazza

 

Hi

My hubby recieved this one from my son

Congratulations!! You are a winner with Sweetshop.com  You have won the weight of your cock in sweets.

To claim your tic tac register online now.  Makes you wonder who sent that to a 14 yr old lol

Worse that he forwarded it on to people

Ha ha ha

Luv Deb

The coroner has done an autopsy and said that Heath Ledger actually died of alcohol poisoning...one too many cock sucking cowboys!!

Heath Ledger apparently died of a drug overdoise. Rumour has it after shooting Brokeback mountain, he became addicted to 'crack'!

He laid her on the Table, so white & clean & bare..... Her Forehead wet with beads o sweat, he rubbed her here and there..He touched her neck then felt her breast,then drooling felt her thigh, The slit was wet, & set, he gave out a joyous cry... The hole was wide.... He looked inside, all was dark,and murky.. He rubbed his hands & streched his arms....... & then he stuffed the turkey!

Merry Christmas 2 U and ur dirty Mind......

xxx cazza

Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only.

How do you know santa's a man? Coz he turns up late, eats your food, drinks your booze, empties his sack, only comes once & then leaves before you wake up!

I was going to send you something hot & sexy for Xmas but the postie told me to take the stamp off my butt & get out of the mail box.

Merry Christmas to all.

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how hard he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal reassuring voice say "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you wont be the last and you are single so just let it go". But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering "Dave you are a bloody VET!".

A good friend is like a good bra-hard to find, lifts you up, gives you support and is always close to your heart.

Send this to all your bra's.

The best engine in the world is the fanny. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with 1 fingerand every 4 weeks does it's own oil change.... It's just a pity the management system is so temperamental.

8 ways vodka is betta 4 women than willies.......vodka is always stiff, it doesnt look smaller in the cold, it lasts as long as u want it, vodka doesnt prod u in the back in the mornins demandin attention, u dnt care how far down ya throat vodka goes, u can have as many vodkas as u like in 1 nite without bein easy, u can enjoy a vodka in front ov ur mum and last but not least, vodka is always a plaesure 2 swallow!