Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only. How do you know santa's a man? Coz he turns up late, eats your food, drinks your booze, empties his sack, only comes once & then leaves before you wake up! I was going to send you something hot & sexy for Xmas but the postie told me to take the stamp off my butt & get out of the mail box.
Merry Christmas to all. | 
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