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Dec
2007
winja

the wandering telemarketer

by winjaComment Published at 03:4903:497 comments7 comments71 Visits71 VisitsReport
picture this..... you are home on a raining saturday afternoon lazing around with your children.... you decide to watch a movie and relax for the afternoon you are relaxed and chillin on the couch when you hear ratt tatt tatt at the door.

 you reluctantly answer the door to tell whatever visitor to go away lol
before you stands a large ethnic man holding a folder you sigh inside.....he proceeds to tell you the phone company he is from and their deals while you think of how you put yourself on the do not call list and ponder how you can get rid of him before you miss the plot of the movie.

you tell him you arent interested and you are busy watching a movie with your child..... THEN he asks to join you!
you blink unbelivingly and ask pardon?thinking you must have misheard.

 he repeats can i watch the movie with you... after telling him quite forcefully no he cant he then asks if he can call you later on... you repeat you are happy with your ph company he then says he doesnt want to call about the deals he just wants to talk to you! you slam the door.... what next?

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stacey79
5.00 (Excellent) | January 2008 | stacey79
Re: the wandering telemarketer
one word  
WEIRDO
LOL


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Arna
5.00 (Excellent) | December 2007 | Arna
Re: the wandering telemarketer
Did this actually happen to you?  OMG!  Like Fi said, there are 2 phone numbers I would have given him!  Love it! lol.

Hhhhmmmm, I wonder if he was just lonely?

I'd also tell him to go and visit someone else, because they might be interested in his offers.  Like maybe a cranky neighbour down the street! lol.


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lonely28
5.00 (Excellent) | December 2007 | lonely28
Re: the wandering telemarketer
I would of given him a phone number....... or maybe two...... one for the local cop shop and the other for the local pysch ward!!! or said how bout I meet you at the park in half and hour..... left him there........ while I called the cops..........


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Domestic-warrior
5.00 (Excellent) | December 2007 | Domestic-warrior
Re: the wandering telemarketer
pmsl...well, i dunno...is he really good looking?  Are you happily married? Do you even have a partner?......!!!!!


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boredmum
5.00 (Excellent) | December 2007 | boredmum
Re: the wandering telemarketer
lmao! What a cheeky bugger!


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cazza
5.00 (Excellent) | December 2007 | cazza
Re: the wandering telemarketer
Go to lounge window and Flash your tits and say take a pic next time ROFL..

I would if that ever happened at my place,,,hehe....

xxx cazza


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      Arna
5.00 (Excellent) | December 2007 | Arna
Re: the wandering telemarketer
And when he takes you up on the offer, charge him a fortune for the pleasure, quickly try and think of a story to tell your kids when they find out, and flee to the other side of the country! lol.

I'm a nice person.  I'd ask him if he'd like a glass of juice, then squeeze one of the girls nappies into it! lol.


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