Still Standing

Serenity Prayer for the Stressed : Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.  And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, because they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.  Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.  And help me to remember when I am having a REALLY bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Amen
 

A Serenity Prayer

Lord, Grant me the serenity to
accept the things I cannot change,
Courage, to change the things I can, and
Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And also,
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.

Everything you are against weakens you. Everything you are for empowers you. Wayne Dyer

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! - Billy Connelly

can i have my shoes back now ? rue

 

Okay honey,

I know you have had a rough few days BUT please STOP say sorry to everyone when you leave a comment . .  You have nothing to be sorry about . . You were just being you and you've dealt with things . .

GRRR . . I am going to haunt you if you keep saying sorry all the time . . .  Love ya matey . . .

"Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can, and
the wisdom to know the difference."

    --  Saint Francis of Assisi
 

sorry whome but i had to do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least your still standing! go get them girl but be nicelol

Hi

I read this so basically couldn't help myself

    3.33 (Average) | | Yesterday 8pm | whome Re: I Can't See What The Problem Is!

Lets just say, i have got feelings and thats why i dont stand behind anyone else i say it as i feel it, why dont some people write in there blogs. ITS PICK ON WHOME DAY? lets see if the minti system goes down im sure there will be plenty to dive in and bite me

I have decided to pick on Whome Just like she requests

I'm having the first bite....ok

Pick pick pick

I pick you

Luv Deb

 

okay ive tried everything to get you to come out and play! so heres my last resort;

kisses sent your way.....take care