OOPSIE

well i went to the airport the other day to see my cousins off after they were here for the holidays.... i went thru the scanners and put my bag on the lil tredmill for checking and they stopped me and took my bag and scanned it again... i started getting worried when security pulled me aside and scanned my bag a third time and then asked me to open it and it had a "weapon" enclosed.

i was quite shocked and opened my bag to find my weapon that they then asked what my intention was for having it with me in an airport... lo and behold a teeny phillips head screwdriver was sitting next to a to transformer and a bickie....THANKS TOBIAS!

haha i was downloading sum teletubbies to put on dvd for tobias, lucky i watched them all first coz quite a few were innapropriate!

one in particular made me laugh tho and i think il keep it hehe im sure its educational! lol

i really wanted to show u guys so i looked on youtube and lo and behold i found it so here u are hehe

When i was about 18, i had been living out of home for quite a while and i had lost contact with most of my highschool friends.

One day while walking up to work, i ran into a girl i went to school with. It took me a bit to recognise hor for all the weight she had put on. We did the niceties, how are you, whats been happening, hows the family... Then i couldn't contain myself any longer. I knew she had got engaged to her partner, so i just assumed that the weight gain was a baby on the way... So i ever so politely said, "umm, so are you... pregnant?" ...... Well if looks could kill!! Turns out she wasn't pregnant. Just happy.

Oopsie!!

 

ever taken a tumble in a public place? i know i have...

when i was in high school i was showing off on th bus when it came to my stop i was showing off in front of a boy i liked and so i stood up cool as can be and started to walk down th isle when i slipped on a wet spot and slid all the way down the bus with my school dress around my armpits! i collected myself and got up as if nothing had happened and walked off the bus with my head held high only to run home the second the bus went around the corner to cry and refused to go to school for days!

anyone taken a public catastrophic tumble?

Well about 6mnths ago i decided i wont pay the hairdressers $130 anymore and that id rather do my hair myself for $15..The last year i have had my hair black and when i get hair dye i cant let it sit there i have to get into it straight away..My bf's cousin and gf had rocked up to my place while i was doing my hair.I had all the dye in a put glad wrap (plastic wrap) over my hair to keep it warm and to make sure that the colour would take. Anyway i looked at the floor and noticed i had got it everywhere (on the tiles in the bathroom) so i started scrubbing and it was just spreading everywhere,so i had to wait for it to set in to see the colour on the floor and start scrubbing again.By the time i got it all off the floor it was time to wash my hair out.When i got out the shower i started screaming when i seen myself in teh mirror lol...When i looked in the mirror the whole side of my face was black lmao, when i was scrabbing the plastic wrap had moved down my face and pushed colour down with it.I was scrubbing and cudnt do anythiing so i had to go out to my bf.They were all cracking up laughing and i wa nearly in tears,i looked deformed :( we also had a wedding to go to the next morning.We scrubbed my face with everything,hot water,viniger,metho,soap.Nothing would get it off.I odnt know why i tried it but my contact lense solution got it off,so if anyone cant get dye of there skin use that it works a treat.So thank god i went to the wedding the next day with normal skin.

And in high school (about Yr 11 or 12) we had a chemistry teacher that was Canadian or American (sorry guys if I offend by putting the two together and not being able to tell the differece),. We were talking about the chemical makeup of match heads.

Now to give you a little background, there were 3 of us and 1 of her that were trying to score the best 'hit' in class with one liners.

I asked the question, "what is the difference between the ones we have here that you have to strike on a box, and the ones that you can light off anything?" She didn't understand what I meant, until I said "you know the ones, those Yankee ones!" The silence in the room was absolute! I could have died of embarrassment.

Until one smart ass in the class shouted out "Leis you just failed this class!" The teacher came back with " NO she just failed even more!!" Bugger!

I take it by this she might have been Canadian??

i was recently chatting with a good friend about oopsies we have had with song lyrics HERS were rippers!

her mum and dad used to listen to more than a woman by the beejees and think the words were BALD headed woman hahah

they thought it said bald headed woman! bald headed woman to me(insert falsetto voice) and that the song made very little sense!

one i remember was going to ibiza which i thought was abut "going to eat pizza" and i acctually SANG along b4 a very poilte person informed me of the true lyrics!

so share some of your song lyric oopsies!