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this group is for dafty people, so feel free to join...

 

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23
Jun
Arna

DA Wants Daft! Ok, I'll Do My Best!

by ArnaComment Published at 08:0708:073 comments3 comments12 Visits12 VisitsReport

Right, I'm not one to complain about little things, but I've actually been kicking up a fuss over this.

5th pregnancy, 32 weeks along, blood pressure is 95/60.  Ok, they all say this is good.  Huh?  Am I the only one who can see that it is way below my normal blood pressure?

I mean, yeah, it is good it isn't high, but why is it so damned low this time round?

And everyone thinks I'm nuts for not being happy with it! lol.  My midwife keeps telling me it is good, and all I can do is huff and puff until I am blue in the face, and you would think that would raise it, but no, it goes even lower!

Daft enough for you?

23
Jun
DarkenedAngel

I have come to the conclusion...

by DarkenedAngelComment Published at 07:2307:237 comments7 comments36 Visits36 VisitsReport

... that I am the most daft person on minti. It seems that not only have I blogged the most in this group, but lately I've been the only person blogging in this group! Where is everyone? Surely someone has said or done something totally daft lately besides me?

12
Jun
DarkenedAngel

I realised that I should have realised something but totally overlooked it.

by DarkenedAngelComment Published at 09:4209:422 comments2 comments15 Visits15 VisitsReport

This is going to be totally off kilter, but this is an appropriate group for that sort of thing, so here goes.

Earlier tonight I went out the back, smoking a ciggie I looked at the side wall of the house, then looked at the fence and then looked at the shed, and I realised something so simple that I had always just taken it for granted and always totally overlooked the logical reason behind it.

When putting corregated iron on the side wall of a house, you run the strips horizontally across the wall, but on a fence they are vertical. I always just accepted thats the way it was done and never thought to question why. If someone had asked me why I wouldn't have been able to answer. In fact it wasn't that long ago someone DID ask me that and all I could say was I don't know, it's just done that way.

Tonight, for no particular reason, it occured to me why it was done that way: because it's the most secure way to screw the sheets to their supports. DUH!

Funny how things like that just occur to a tired mind at a time when you weren't even thinking about it, and it makes ya wonder why the heck ya didn't realise that years before.

06
Jun
DarkenedAngel

Getting it out of my system.

by DarkenedAngelComment Published at 14:2714:277 comments7 comments32 Visits32 VisitsReport

Why? Because I can! And this group is an appropriate place to do it. Not because what I'm going to blog is daft, but because so many people I've met are so seriously uptight about it all, I reckon they must be daft.

This blog has been inspired by the fact that I have to be careful what I say now because my bf had his sense of humour stripped from him about this in a cruel and nasty way by someone who needs a smack around the head to knock some sense into her, and it has given me yet another thing to hate about her because she's spoiled my ability to have a joke with him about it. I dedicate this blog to him.

Why do people still have such an issue with simple differing terminology?

I've already done an advice about Talking A Different Language and the alternate meanings of rude (offensive, boorish, curt, coarse, uncouth, impertinent) words (terminology, vocabulary). I've ranted (raved) in a comment under an advice of mine about the use (utilisation) or words (terms) to describe (characterise, express, portray, relate, specify) the difference between artificial v's formula feeding and WTF does it matter, why the hell does anyone have to get all offended (upset, disturbed, annoyed, vexed) about it???

And now I'm going to go off about it yet again because it really does annoy (p!ss off, upset, irritate, vex, cheese) me when people think they have to take it so seriously. But this time I'm going to specifically target (aim at, direct, point to) cultural language differences (diversities, variations, distinctions).

English. Spoken by the English, Americans, Canadians, Australians, and many other countries. We all love to stir each other about our little differences. Australians and Americans claim each other drive on the wrong side of the road. Americans drive on the right side of the road. Australians drive on the left side of the road. What is wrong with that? It's not like we have to worry about changing lanes when we cross the border and risk crashing into each other!!!

What Australians call a g-string American's call a thong, Australians wear thongs on their feet. Hmmm. Makes for some interesting laughs that does. So laugh about it for craps sake! Australians call jello jelly, Americans call jam jelly. Makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich potentially strange if you get them mixed up. Laugh about it! Fries or chips, oh FFS! Should we all just start calling them deep fried potato sticks? Dinner, tea, or supper? It's an evening meal, shut up and eat it. Tomato sauce or ketchup - now here's one for you, they are actually slightly different! But Australians call tomato sauce dead horse anyway, so like we should really care! Garage or shed? Oh, guess what, there's a difference again. Garage is by definition a building to house cars or a repair centre for cars. A shed is defined as an enclosed shelter (aka a building) used as a store or workshop. Now, if I store my car and work on my car in my shed, like most people do, does that make it a garage as well? Yes! OMG it can be exactly the same thing! What if I use my garage as a store room or workshop for things other than my car? Does that make it a shed? Yes! That being said, what's the difference, really? There may as well not be one. So why do people argue about it? Why do people correct each other over it? Because they are too DAFT to get a grip and realise that there's this thing called a thesaurus and most nouns, verbs, and adjectives that you can think of in English have another word that can be used in it's place with the same meaning. I showed this in the paragraphs above. Cultural differences, slang terms, and colloquilisms just increase the variety of words that can be used. It's a good thing!

Australia, America, the UK and Canada all claim to be multi-cultural, so why do people gripe about the different ways people speak? I just don't get it.

Next time I say I'm going to buy some fries, smother them in ketchup and have them for supper, anyone can try to seriously correct me and tell me I'm living in Australia and so I should be saying I'm going to buy some chips, smother them in dead horse and have them for tea, and I will laugh and say j'en ai rien à foutre! If I "correct" someone else, I'm either asking for clarification or I'm JOKING around about it.

Buffalos don't have wings and fish don't have fingers. Laugh and prove me wrong and I will laugh with you!

end rant

24
May
DarkenedAngel

Need an answer urgent! PMSL

by DarkenedAngelComment Published at 05:1005:102 comments2 comments18 Visits18 VisitsReport

My brother needs to know this (seems daftness runs in the family):

oh milk based alcoholic drinks, like baileys and choc whip, do they have used by dates being that they are milk based

 

21
May
DarkenedAngel

I'm in the right type of mood...

by DarkenedAngelComment Published at 11:1611:167 comments7 comments19 Visits19 VisitsReport

for saying something really silly, daft, and totaly nonsense, and I even had something in mind...

and I've totally forgotten what it was.

Oh well, that just shows that this blog is even more daft than the one I was probably going to do. Hmph.

15
May
DarkenedAngel

I'm all alone!

by DarkenedAngelComment Published at 10:5710:575 comments5 comments25 Visits25 VisitsReport

Seems I'm the most active person on minti atm and the recent activity list is full of my name and where there is the occassional other name, I've been there and checked it out already. The whole page has brownish coloured links instead of blue ones and it looks really really dull. So I'm going to sulk in here for a bit because I must be daft to still be hanging out on minti at 3:24 am given I've been here pretty much all night and day.

lalalalalalalalalalalalala

I wonder how long it'll be before someone else posts something for me to go and have a look at?

Hmmm.... lalalalalalalala

Stuff this, I'm going to go and have a shower.

15
May
DarkenedAngel

What do you get...

by DarkenedAngelComment Published at 05:3005:303 comments3 comments30 Visits30 VisitsReport

when you mix...

white with blue = pale blue

white with yellow = pale yellow

white with green = pale green

white with brown = pale brown

white with purple = pale purple

So when we mix white with red, why don't we get pale red? Why is it pink?

11
May
cathbusymum

How's this for daft?

by cathbusymumComment Published at 21:1721:1715 comments15 comments37 Visits37 VisitsReport

I started to get the shits 'cause I couldn't find my sunglasses. Looking everwhere for ages until I gave up. Went to the bathroom and noticed in the mirror they were on my head!!! LOL I've done this more than once!!!!!!

11
May
DarkenedAngel

Sensible answer to a daft question.

by DarkenedAngelComment Published at 20:5020:505 comments5 comments19 Visits19 VisitsReport

Daft Q: Why are things always in the last place that you look?

Sensible A: Because once you've found it you stop looking.

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