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atacj05 has no compliments, be friendly and send one.
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Poor atacj05 has no gifts, brighten up their day with a present.
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i am a 36yr old married stay at home mum. We live in NSW on our farm. have 3 kids, 2 boys ages 12 and 13 and a little girl aged 3.
well that''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s about all for now, will add more latter.
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hello all last i wrote abotu goin to me dr for a post op visit. well i did nad he found nothign medically wrong with me so now we are off to canberra to the specilist.
am of to bed now very tired will write more later |
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well My oldest son is back hme and goin to school in bega now so that is great. It will be Jessica's 4th b'day in 2 weeks and we have got her a pony his name is Rainbow he is so cute (just ask Lexi heheh) she has been coming out to help get him ready and that is a greta thing as i dont knwo much abotu horses and hubby is so busy atm. I have had Lexi's daughter here for the weekend with my girl and they have been angels. Jess has really loved havign Breille here she has had so much fun.
I am off to the dr on monday to see what he ahs to csay about my op i had a month agao and see if i can still have another baby or not.
well that all for now i am off to put some pics on ere i have a nice one or 2 to ashow u all especially a certain lady (wont mention any names here but this is for u hunni) |
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My son is doing the MS readathon again this yr. This will be his 3rd yr and he is doin well. Lastyr he raised $461 for MS and read 42 books this yr he is hoping to brake that amoutn and do better.
he loves reading and does really enjoy the readathon.
I am so proud of him for just wantin ot do it each yr. |
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Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my
friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwiseconsequences:
1. Phone calls: Whilst I agree with you that communication is
important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2.. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with wine & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to
do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock!!
4.. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's
debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is
completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the
proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
Your biggest fan
P.S
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk..
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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