HI I HAD A BEAUTIFUL BOY, ALEXANDER LAWRENCE, HE WEIGHED 7 POUNDS 8. IM SO HAPPY I HAVE A BOY AND A GIRL NOW, MY PARTNER IS OVER THE MOON HE HAS GOT A SON, IM STILL IN SHOCK, WE THOUGH HE WAS GOING TO BE A GIRL, WOW WHAT A SURPRISE, THE LABOUR WENT FOR 7 HOURS, I ONLY HAD GAS IN THE LAST 3 HOURS, WHICH IS WHAT I WANTED, IT ALL WORKED OUT GREAT!

 

im so obsessed with care bears there so cute.

TODAY HAS BEEN A GREAT DAY! WE TOOK LILLIAN TO THE WILDLIFE PARK, AND SHE GOT TO TOUCH THE KANGAROOS AND SEE THE CROCODILES AND ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS, SHE HAD SO MUCH FUN, AS DID I AND MURRAY. TOMMOROW WE ARE TAKING HER TO TUMBLE TIME TO PLAY. WE THOUGHT WE WILL TAKE HER A FEW PLACES AND SPEND TIME WITH HER BEFORE THIS BABY COMES, BECAUSE WE WONT BE ABLE TO DO IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE BUT WE WILL TRY OUR BEST.

I HOPE EVERYONE GOT SOME LOVING ON THIS SPECAIL DAY!

Well i have only 14 days to go, and im feeling pritty damm tired,i just had the longest hotest shower ever, it felt so good to relax. my sister went for her 18 week ultrasound and she is having another boy, thats going to be 4 boys now, i think she is feeling a bit upset she cant have a girl, but she is happy that she is even having a baby.valentines day is coming up and i have no idea what to get my partner, im thinking i might make him somethink special. wouldnt it be great if i had the baby on valentines day how romantic hehehe.

POSITION:
Mother, Mum, Mama, Mummy, Mumma, Ma

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5 (or more). Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly re-training and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. on-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs and kisses for life; if you play your cards right.