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STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

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One Daft Husband. Late yesterday afternoon, there was a lot of commotion coming from the office, the noise got the better of me, so off I went to see what was happening. Steve was sitting  in  his office  chair  holding onto one of the arm rests, looking very bewildered.

 Inquiring what had happened, Steve informed me that the arm rest was loose and instead of just tightening it, he had to completely dismantle it. Why dismantle it, I have no idea, but in so doing he lost one of the components and  couldn't put it back together without it.

After listening to half an hour of cursing and swearing, I gave in, and joined the hunt ! Steve couldn't find an elephant in a kitchen cupboard ! With a few questions I got the gist of  what we were looking for.....  Colour....BLACK. Made of.....STEEL Size.....ABOUT 6 inches ROUND. Last time it was seen...."IN MY HAND - and I  haven't moved since I lost it " A BLACK 6 INCH ROUND DISC MADE OF STEEL, can't be hard to find, can it ????? Especially since he had not left the office!

The search was on, moving everything, on the floor looking under furniture, that was not good enough so it was on to moving the furniture. After what seemed like ages, we gave up looking for the part,  both of us now bewildered as to where it could have gone. Well, I turned the office upside down, inside out, cleaned, dusted and mopped...with no luck finding a  BLACK 6 INCH ROUND DISC MADE OF STEEL.  Thinking we must have gremlins for something so big to disappear into thin air, I finally gave up looking!

Later that evening, after showering, I came down stairs to see Steve holding a  BLACK 6 INCH ROUND DISC MADE OF STEEL in his hand! NOW FOR THE PUNCH LINE...asking where in the heavens did you find it?????????????? "IN MY UGH BOOT"  which he had been wearing for the past few hours!!!! It had obviously dropped down the side of his ugh boot and worked its way underneath the sole of his foot without him feeling a thing !!  I guess that where there is no sense -there is no feeling !! After the initial surprise, shock and silliness, I totally cracked up & had the best belly laugh I have had in a long time.   My darling daft husband was walking around for a few hours with this 6 inch steel disc in his ugh boot, but I still love him dearly.

Hope Everyone Has A 

have a bewitching weekend

Love Janice, Who is still smiling everytime I think of what happened!

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LisaPetrarca
August 6th | LisaPetrarca
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

LOL! Oh our wonderful husbands sound so much alike! Thank you so much for the beautiful poem...it was perfect!!



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      janicepovey
August 6th | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Glad you like  the poem, thought it was just right.

You have a husband like mine also, never a dull moment for sure...Haa Haa!

Love Janice xxx



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llmunchkin
August 3rd | llmunchkin
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Poor Steve, he is nowhere near as daft as some ; )  Mind you, I now have another reason not to wear ugh boots LOL!  I am glad that he didn't lose anything sharp in his boots and now you have a lovely sparkly clean office from the sound of it; maybe he was tricking you to get that done LOL!



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      janicepovey
August 3rd | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Maybe there was a method in his maddness to get his office cleaned, hehe!   Before the clean up, I could not even get to the desk to clean it, for all the clutter of paperwork for the Retirement Village, he is involved in....that was my excuse for not dusting anyway. Believe me it is one clean office now though.

Love JJ xxx



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ellosunshine
August 3rd | ellosunshine
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

PMSL.... hahahah.... that is so funny, i guess next time he loses something, he should check his boots first.... hahahah



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      janicepovey
August 3rd | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 That's the one Jo...first place we will be checking in the future  if anything goes missing, will be his  Ugh Boots, haha!

Love Janice



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nell18-3
August 3rd | nell18-3
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 LMAO Thats so funny !!!!

Well done Steve for entertaining us all !!!

xxx



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      janicepovey
August 3rd | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 There never is a dull moment aroung here, that's for sure...poor Steve.

Love Janice



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MrsSanders
August 3rd | MrsSanders
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

ROFL, O.K, thats finished me off, my belly hurts and the tears are flowing, hehehhehehahahahaahahahehehehehehehahahaa/

Catch you when the hysterical laughter subsides,hehehehehahaaahahaha.

Love you both. Winnie.xxxx



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      janicepovey
August 3rd | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Winnie that is how I was like after coming up for air an hour later...in disbelief hahehahehahehahehahehahe!

Much Love Janice



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mystikal
August 3rd | mystikal
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

ROFL!!! at least he won't complain if he gets rocks in his shoes



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      janicepovey
August 3rd | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Nope he wouldn't feel rocks neither, hehe!

Love Janice xxxx



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griz
August 1st | griz
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

ROFL Now why on earth didn't you check the ugg boots? Thanks for a good laugh.



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      janicepovey
August 2nd | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 His Ugh boot would have been the last place I would have even thought of, hee hee!

Love Janice



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simplyme01ca
August 1st | simplyme01ca
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

As I was reading this I expected it to end with Steve finding it in his pocket...lol!  Gotta luv it, in his boot!  When my husband puts something down it is just as good as lost, he can never find anything...I tell him he can't see for looking! 

T'is funny...Thanks for the laugh (at Steve's expense...)



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Thankfully Steve has a sense of humour and it would please him that he brought some laughs to some.

Nope pockets were the first thing we went through, I also thought the same as when I go to wash his shorts, I'm sure he has a tool box in his pockets, LOL!

Love Janice xxxx



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mand
August 1st | mand
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

AAAAAhh thats funny I bet youll just love that chair now youll probably laugh everytime you see him on it!!!!!!!!



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Nope don't like that chair at all...hehe! just kidding Mand. I sure do smile smile everytime I  think about what happened.

Love Janice xxx



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Juzzy
August 1st | Juzzy
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Oh Janice,

I know how frustrating it is to be looking for something and just not finding it. I lost the T.V remote on Friday . I looked for it for most of the day, i was getting really angry with myself because i knew it had to be in the house. So i looked and looked and finally found it on the little table next to our front door. While looking for it i would have had to pass it several times. I can't believe Steve walked around with it in his boot.

Hope you also have a lovely weekend.

Love Juzzy xxxxxxxxx



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 It was frustrating Juzzy, for the life of me I could believe something so big could just disappear into thin air....it didn't...must have slipped out of his hand and into the side of his ugh boot....Hee Hee!

To his defence, Steve through a disease he had a few years back left him with nerve damage to his feet and he has no feelings in his feet....it was still hilarious though!

Love Janice xxxx



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Marglr
August 1st | Marglr
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Poor Steve!  Men depend on us women to find everything. Cause their Mom's train them and we continue to let them get away with it. But that must have been so frustrating to have a chair with only one arm!  Good thing though he carried the part about with him.  Some what like a chipmunk.  Haaaa,haaaa!



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Poor Steve, what about Poor Me doing all that searching & cleaning only to find he had been carrying it around with him. Still laugh everytime I think of it though and still love him.

Haa Haa!

Love you Morest xxxxx



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Arna
August 1st | Arna
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

ROFL.  yep, men are classics!!!!  At least he didn't find it in his hand after all that searching!  My dad did that once! LOL



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 At least he didn't find it in his hand.... close enough, other end, LOL!

Love Janice



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josierm
August 1st | josierm
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

LMAO!!!

thanks for sharing Janice.  I needed a good laugh.  certainly not princess and the pea.

love josie



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Glad the good laugh  was timed just right. Certainly not the princess & the pea, hehe!

Love Janice xxxx



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DarkenedAngel
August 1st | DarkenedAngel
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

ROFL!!!!

In defence of Steve, I can't find an elephant in any of my kitchen cupboards either...

As the story progressed I was expecting to read that he found it in his pocket... but in his uggies that he was wearing? OMG! That's both funny and bizarre!

 



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Steve would like that you came to his defence DA.  Don't say you can't even find one itsy bitsy elephant in one of your cupboards????

Had him turn his pockets inside out a few times, thinking that is where he had put it...was not funny while I was turning the office upside down...till I saw the innocent expression on his face while proudly showing me the part and explaining where he had found it.

Love Janice xxx



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      Arna
August 1st | Arna
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

I'd like to see one try and fit in my cupboards! LOL



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           janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Not even a little bubby one????



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           DarkenedAngel
August 1st | DarkenedAngel
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

mhm... that might be why there doesn't seem to be any elephants in my cupboards... Not totally sure about that though... must go and have another look...



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                Arna
August 1st | Arna
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Got a blue one in mine, thanks to the girls.  I guess it ate my wasabi peas, because I didn't!



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                     simplyme01ca
August 1st | simplyme01ca
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

NOW I understand the 'blue elephant' reference..geeze..lmao



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                          DarkenedAngel
August 1st | DarkenedAngel
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Um-ahh! I'm dobbing!!!

Arna is a MURDERER!!! She killed the blue elephant with a large pot and disposed of the body in the rubbish bin! Noooooooo!

 



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                               Arna
August 1st | Arna
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

I confess!  I did it!  I killed the blue elephant in the kitchen with the pot!  And then I very sneakily put it in the rubbish so noone would know- do you know how bad my girls tantrums can be? LOL



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                                    simplyme01ca
August 1st | simplyme01ca
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

How could you do that to this sweet creature and with a





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                                    DarkenedAngel
August 1st | DarkenedAngel
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Replace it later with a larger green elephant and tell them that's what happens when you eat too many wasabi peas.



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                                         Arna
August 1st | Arna
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Would a care bear do instead?  That's all I can find right now!



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                     DarkenedAngel
August 1st | DarkenedAngel
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

A blue one? When you start finding pink ones and white ones, then you know you have a problem.



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                          DarkenedAngel
August 1st | DarkenedAngel
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If I was an elephant stuck in a cupboard and was fed only wasabi peas, I suspect I'd be blue too.



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                               Arna
August 1st | Arna
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Or bright green! pmsl!  That's how you get aliens, over dosing on wasabi peas!



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                                    DarkenedAngel
August 1st | DarkenedAngel
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

wasabi as the usual wasabi pasty stuff I reckon is really mashed caterpillars. I don't believe it's made from peas at all. LOL



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                                         Arna
August 1st | Arna
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Yum!  Mashed caterpillas!  I want some! pmsl!



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August88
August 1st | August88
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

That's a good one! Love it!



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Glad you enjoyed it Lynette.

Love Janice xxx



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pauline27
August 1st | pauline27
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

Oh no, What a laugh A very good case of "No sense, no feeling " Sorry Steve, Janice made me laugh as well about you not being able to find an elephant in a kitchen cupboard. As I have a husband like that !!!!!!! and always have to come to his rescue, when something he has lost. I would feel a little snakes and ladders counter if it were in any of my shoes.

At least we had a good laugh so early on a Saturday morning (Only early because I shouldn't be on the computer )

Lots of love to you both

Pauline



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 That is what I thought  "NO SENSE, NO FEELING" Oops sorry Steve but gee a metal object in your boot, I'm with Pauline I feel anything odd in my shoes.

Steve and cupboards just don't go together...he can be looking for something that is right before his eyes....and still can't see it....must be a man thing!

Glad you got a laugh, I  certainly did.

Loads of Love to the both of you also, Janice xxx



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anniebabe
August 1st | anniebabe
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

so he held you at ransom!!! thats where you disappeared to yesterday!!! hehehe.

anyway steve your excuse its the end of the month!! Not a small office either Janice. So great though that you could see the funny side of it all and had a great belly laugh!!!

thanks Janice i hope you are also having a bewitching weekend

hugs and kisses

annie xxxooo 

oh send our regards to Steve

 



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Disappeared is right, as you know it is no small office but it is  one clean office now grh!

First came the thought of throwing something at him before I seen the funny side of it...LOL!

It is simply a beautiful weekend this way around 22 degrees and  sun shining, what more could we want.

Kisses & Hugs Janice

PS> Lovely to hear from you today, thanks Annie.



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boredmum
August 1st | boredmum
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 lmao thanks for the laugh sweet pea!! Silly steve, how could he not feel it!!!

Hope you are having a wonderful weekend.

Love ya lots xoox



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
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 Hope you having a fabulous weekend also dear Dee!

Yep my thoughts exactly how could he not feel the darn thing, LOL!

Tons of Love Janice xxx



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emmie
August 1st | emmie
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

IN HIS SHOE !!! hahahahahha so funny men are silly sometimes arnt they 

Love you bizillions xx



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      janicepovey
August 1st | janicepovey
Re: STEVE is Mr. DAFT for sure!

 Yep in his Ugh Boot, yes they are silly at times!

Love You Multi Zillions Mum xxxx



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