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Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

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Shake that booty "GONNA BE A BEAR'

In this life i'm a woman. In the next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT TOO.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children ( who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cuns get out of line, you swat them too.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 16th \| pavementcracks70

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

lol thats great! but wont you miss minti on the 6 months off?

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	April 16th \| janicepovey

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

Hey Rue, don't bears sleep with one eye open??????????

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 16th \| emmie

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Hi Mum

You crack me up i want to be a bear life would be half as stressful LOL

Luv Emz xxxx

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	April 16th \| janicepovey

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

Yeah sweet, life would be less stressful, that's for sure!

Love Mum xxxxx

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	4.50 (Excellent) \| April 16th \| electrifying02

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hello mum

thanks for the laugh

love ya belxxx

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	April 16th \| janicepovey

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

Hello dear Bel, glad you liked it....everyone can do with a good laugh.

Love Mum xxxxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 11th \| anniebabe

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janice your sense of humour never ceases to amaze me!!! and your imagination. do you also realize if you came back as a bear? where would you live? canada now thats a thought!

cheers annie

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 16th \| janicepovey

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Dear Annie, i love your way of thinking, now for certain I'm coming back as a bear....yeah Canada.

Love Janice xxxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 11th \| mumof2b

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Oh it sounds perfect to me......my two favourite things are eating and sleeping..........how lucky they are. Especially the excess body fat.....

Amanda xxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 9th \| KathrynR1402

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

This is so funny - we are both laughing (DH & me). Got to go mop up the tears! THANK YOU!

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 11th \| janicepovey

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Thankyou Kathryn, so pleased it made you laugh....how tired i am, i wish i was a bear at this very moment.

Janice xxxxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 5th \| mariamum

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Hi Janice and Steve sorry to hear about the cyclone hope you're both getting a hand clearing those trees. Coming back as a bear sounds a great idea, can't believe I wanted to come back as a cat, bears have got it a lot easier, lol.

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 5th \| janicepovey

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Hi Maria, i wished i had been a bear and slept through the cyclone, wouldn't have known a thing about it...haha!

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 4th \| Arna

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I love reading this every time I see it. Actually, Les gave this to me as a birthday card one year! Hhhmmmm, I'm starting to get the hint! lol.

Yup, the life of a bear sounds pretty good. Top of the food chain!

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| angieh

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lol sounds fantastic. you could also be a sea horse where by the male sea horse is the one who actually gives birth to the.... baby sea horses.

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 5th \| janicepovey

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

I like the idea of being a sea horse also!

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| Ametrine

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That sounds wonderfull, going to throw away the razors now and join them.

A special Cyber-Hug just for you

I wish I were a Teddy Bear...

You can never be too fat

You grow more valuable the older you get

Everybody loves you

Nobody cares how you look

You always get hugs

You make people happy

Nobody yells at you

You always have a nice warm bed to sleep in

You can make a child smile

It's ok if hugs wear out your fur a little

The more love you give, the more you get in return

Teddy Bear Line

Lisa x x x

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| janicepovey

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

Thanks Lisa a big cyber hug to you, also...this was a lovely add on....loved the words and especially the little bear paw prints.

Janice xxxxxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| ajv00

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Thanks for the laugh Janice. I'm joining you sounds like a great plan!!!

Angie

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| janicepovey

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Great Angie the more the merrier.

Hugs Janice

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| mum2four

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Thanks Janice ,needed a little laugh in my life right now.Wish I could be a mamma bear at the moment.Thanks

Cham

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| janicepovey

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Dear Cham, so sorry your having a bad trot of things at the moment, i'm pleased that i could give you a little laugh, though.

Keep your chin up sweet!

Hugs Janice

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| MrsSanders

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Oh to be a bear. Loved this, thanyou for the chuckle.

Luv,Winnie.xxxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| janicepovey

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I loved it to winnie & thought i'd pass a little laughter around....love your laughing icon.

Love Janice xxxxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| Kellzacar

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Hi Mum,

This is great - Can I join you??? . . . Being a female bear sounds bloody great!!!

Cheers Alana xoxoxo

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| janicepovey

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

Hi Sweet, you can join me anytime.

Love Mum xxxxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| Domestic-warrior

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Haha, very clever!

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| janicepovey

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Julie, haha!!!!!

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| boredmum

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Lol, thats fantastic!!!!!Wish I was a bear!!

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| avanliamsmum

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Wow I never thought of all that! What a life to be a bear...

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 3rd \| cassaustin

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he he he he i could handle that too!

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	4.73 (Excellent) \| April 2nd \| cazza

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

Cool,. can you be my MUMMA bear and i be the little bear hehe..

xx cazza

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 4th \| janicepovey

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You can be my little anytime, Cazza.

Love Mumma bear xxxx

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	5.00 (Excellent) \| April 2nd \| nell18-3

Re: Need a laugh....Gonna be a Bear

LOL Sounds like a great life to me !!!!!!

xxx

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