I must admit I had nothing on under the dressing gown.. LOL the dog got out and I had to stop the gown from opening.. LOL then he would have offered me free gym membership... LOL

Cheeky blighter!!!!!!!!!  You could always try what an old boyfriend of mine did once and actually answer the door in your underwear!!!!!!!!! LOL   the JW's never knocked on our door again from that day on!!!!    He nearly gave the guy a heart attack he didn't know where to look!!!!!!!!!

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I used to have a very large sign that read no sales or religious people be warned hostile housewife, very successful and was put up when I was abused by an encyclopaedia salesman who yelled I didnt care about my childrens future as he walked to the next house who was followed by a set of JW's who got told to move on sharply. After that the JW's refused to stop coming it must have been their mission to save me and when they got the short end of the stick because a polite no wasnt working they tried sending their grannies and grandchildren I will admit I blew my stack big time and the language coloured the air as I reiterated that they were never going to be welcomed at my door.... shocking to say the least but after the pposter was put up on the meterbox adjacent to my front door no one bothered me anymore, now I'm down to the little rectange card on the doorbell which just says no sales people or religion and it's extremely effective.

Nice!!! I hope you gave him your "behaving really badly" look and told him he really should br testing the products on himself before attempting to sell them!! Cheryl

What a thing to say "Are you sure?" I would have slammed the door in his face! We keep getting the Jahovis Witnesses, the ones that just keep banging on the door until you answer!!!! You would think they'd get the hint & give up, after the 99th time of us saying "we are not interested!", or having to listen to hubby swear at them! So now, they have become more cunning, & send us the "little old ladies", during the day when hubby's ute's not there, cause they know "you can't be rude to a little old lady or ladies"! I just hide when i see them coming & let them knock as much as they want, I don't open the door & eventually they give up!!

When anyone visits me or rings me I agree to listen to them if they are prepared to hear about the things I have to offer them first. It has been good business for me and a good laugh for my wife as she watches the face of the poor sales person drop when I begin my speal about my business. (Salesman look)

I hate those people who go door to door!!! I'm pretty much always looking like a mess and hate answering the door for people I'm not expecting.

Thankfully, we don't get very many of those when I live. I get Mormon visitors more often than not..and with them, I just don't answer the door and wait until they leave.

You shoulda told him that actually you were obviously in need and maybe he could give you some for nothing "to trial" and if they worked you could be a living advertisement for him....lol.  Some people huh!  Hope the rest of your day has been good
Peace
EF.x 

Oh my god.. I think that was kinda rude.. Of what the salesman said.. Poor you Jess.. All you were trying to do is get ready so that you can leave and have a good night tonight with friends.. The nerve of some people huh? I hope that you were able to get Jack back.. Oh mentioning Jack.. How's he doing hun? He better now that his family tree has been cut off? LOL...

I hope that you have a great time tonight and I hope Francis has a great time at his grandma's!!! Have fun :) We'll talk at you later