Happiness keeps You Sweet

Trials keep You Strong

Sorrows keep You  Human

Failures keep You Humble

Success keeps You  Glowing

 

WOW

ALL hail PLAYGRO . . ..  Finally we have had sucess with sumara in the bath . . Six months we have had trouble and we tried everything we could think of . .  THEN we found a great looking Playgro bath toy and as an added bonus it was blue . . As you all know Sumara began to hate bath time when we moved, seems she hates blue baths . .

Well tonight was a huge success and we had to bribe her to get her out after an hour!!!! The water was cold and she still wanted to stay . . So out came the Hi5 DVD, pout it on in the loungroom turned up the volume and the poor little angel was torn between her bath and har favouirte DVD . . In the end Hi5 won . . . Sneaky arent I . . .

Anyway here are some pics . . Sorry about the blur but my camera has a cold . .  ROFL

Sumara standing

Sumara showing interest and bending

Sumara finally caving in and sitting . . SUCCESS . !!

Sumara torn between new toy and Hi5

Hi guys - This was sent to me via email and I thought that you would really appreciate it . . .

These are from a book called  ' Disorder in the American Courts ' , and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place 

ATTORNEY:   Are you sexually active? 

 WITNESS:      No, I just lie there. 

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 ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? 

 WITNESS:      Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 

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 ATTORNEY:   This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? 

 WITNESS:        Yes. 

 ATTORNEY:   And in what ways does it affect your memory? 

 WITNESS:       I forget. 

 ATTORNEY:   You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? 

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 ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? 

 WITNESS:    He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' 

 ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you? 

 WITNESS:    My name is Susan! 

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 ATTORNEY:   Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? 

 WITNESS:     We both do. 

 ATTORNEY:  Voodoo? 

 WITNESS:     We do. 

 ATTORNEY:  You do? 

 WITNESS:     Yes, voodoo. 

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 ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? 

 WITNESS:   ;  Did you actually pass the bar exam? 

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 ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? 

 WITNESS:      Uh, he's twenty-one. 

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 ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken? 

 WITNESS:     Are you shittin' me? 

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 ATTORNEY:   So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 

 WITNESS:      Yes. 

 ATTORNEY:  And what were you doing at that time? 

 WITNESS:     Uh.... I was gettin' laid! 

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 ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right? 

 WITNESS:      Yes. 

 ATTORNEY:    How many were boys? 

 WITNESS:      None. 

 ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls? 

 WITNESS :     Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? 

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 ATTORNEY:   How was your first marriage terminated? 

 WITNESS:     By death. 

 ATTORNEY:   And by whose death was it terminated? 

 WITNESS:     Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? 

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 ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual? 

 WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a beard. 

 ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or a female? 

 WITNESS:     Guess. 

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 ATTORNEY:   Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? 

 WITNESS:     No, this is how I dress when I go to work. 

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 ATTORNEY:   Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? 

 WITNESS:      All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? 

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 ATTORNEY:   ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? 

 WITNESS:      Oral. 

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 ATTORNEY:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body? 

 WITNESS:      The autopsy started around 8:30 P.M. 

 ATTORNEY:  And Mr. Denton was dead at t he time? 

 WITNESS:      No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! 

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 ATTORNEY:   Are you qualified to give a urine sample? 

 WITNESS:      Huh...are you qualified to ask that question? 

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 And the best for last: 

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 ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 

 WITNESS:      No. 

 ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure? 

 WITNESS:      No. 

 ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing? 

 WITNESS:      No. 

 ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 

 WITNESS:      No. 

 ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure, Doctor? 

 WITNESS:      Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. 

 ATTORNEY:   I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 

 WITNESS:      Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law 

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Hi guys,

Well what a day, for me its been a roller coaster . . .

It all started of well, I was woken my my two youngest and hubby bearing a HUGE plate of bacon, eggs and toast followed by a lovely large glass of orange juice . . . Then cam my prezzies . . Danesha went all out this year and made me so many goodies, she made extra because she said that Sumara wasn't old enough so she made some for her to give to me . . 

Hubby then can in with a bag and said that my big prezzie was still at the shop as it closed early and he missed getting it so the bag of naughties in his hand would have to do for now . . The bag contained lollies and incenses .  Lollies very very naughty considering that I am diabetic BUT he said that after my op I will never get to eat them again so he figured I deserved to be spoilt a little . .

After about an hour my poor mobile phone started going nuts . . It was here that I began to cry - You see nearly EVERY teen that I have helped and knew were sending me 'happy mothers day' messages . . . Some of them included a lovely verse or two telling me how fantastic I was and how I had helped them so much . . . OMG, I tell you this was so fantastic . . It was made even better by the fact that my own teen was a no show . . . For 3 years in a row she hasn't bothered, I finally got a text from her a 3.30 this afternoon but she didn't bother to turn up . .  *shakes head in sorrow*

Then around 4.30 ish my body decided to through a spanner into everything and I had am epileptic fit . . It wasn't a grand-mal but it was enough to scare me the crap out of me and afterwards I feel asleep . .  I have NOT had a seizure like this since I was 12 years old . . .

Anyway I am fine now and I love the gifts from my two little ones . . The txt messages from the teens was fantastic and I am looking forward to getting my gift from hubby  . . . .

I hope you all had a fantastic day . . . .

***Hugs to all*** Kellz