Hello,

its been a while since i have blogged, just been so busy lately.

Just like everyone else

Work is going really well I love being casual, my old boss is so accomodating I love it and so does she. Nothing like being in the right place at the right time, I will be working then all of a sudden there will be a shift available and I get first offers for it. Its awesome, as everyone knows every little bit helps.

Anyway there was another reason why I am blogging today I was just sent this awesome email and I thought I would share with every one else, as I thought it was quite funny. Not to mention all of us here are pretty much computer savy anyway.

I hope you enjoy

INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NHL 5.0,
CFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support     

 

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Hi all,

I hope you are all doing fine.

Its been a while since I last blogged so I thought I might take the chance to do another.

I have finally bitten the bullet and decided to go back to Target, my old stomping ground I was there for 9 years and had a break when I had Ebony.

I was called in for the interview and I noticed on my application "Yes" my HR Manager said Hi Jen you already know that you have the job don't you so how have you been?

I thought wow thats awesome, I just wanted 2 or 3 days back there and I still can work Massages around it. I dont mean to sound greedy but those were the days when I had a bit more money when I was doing both.

You see my partner and I have big plans for the near future such as pay off bills etc etc and get some money saved, as we wish to give Ebony a baby Brother (preferably) but we will be happy with what ever we get. Mind you Ebony has informed me that we need to keep trying till we give her a brother.

This wont be happening for at least a year we think, it really depends on how we go at saving i guess. I know in theroy we never can really afford a baby we just have to bite the bullet and and manage. The same as everyone does.

But I have to admit though I have been feeling clucky a fair bit lately, it doesnt help that I have been working on pregnant mum's for the past 5 months. My partner said to me today Oh another pregnancy massage that means more talk about babies yippee. He is very excited about having a baby, he would be happy for us to start trying now. But as I said I want to get more organised first.

That is another reason why I wanted to go back to target, at least I can work right through my pregnancy back when I was pregnant with Ebony the work load was too huge and it wasnt pleasant what so ever till I gave up Massage for a while.

Everyone says to me it could be different since I can manage my own work load and ensure that I have adiquate breaks and all. But I want to be as prepared as I can be with this one.

see here i go again talking about this subject as if it is happening, it makes my partner laugh.

Not to mention the other night after I tucked Ebony into bed she asked me as I was walking out the door "when is my baby brother comming" I told her not for a while yet but as soon as we know that he is on his way I will tell her.

I can see it happening now I am going to have a real little mum on my hands with her, she is a fuss pot now over her 8 month old cousin she wants to put his dummy in his mouth and hold his bottle etc etc. I know I will have to take her to the ultra sounds so she can see.

I get so excited talking about this, cos it seems little by little the plan is falling into place and it will all happen for us.

I better stop talking about it now as I dont want to jinx us, or happen too soon lol.

Anyway take care and I will catch up with you soon

Jen

Hi,

I don't know if anyone else recieved this in their normal email, but I think minti has been hacked into by spammers.

I recieved 2 of these

You have a new MintiMail from lindajhonson‏ From: Minti (info@minti.com) Sent: Saturday, 14 June 2008 7:39:42 AM Reply-to: support@minti.com To: my email address @msn.com  I have changed my email address in this description for privacy reasons

 

The member lindajhonson has sent you the following Minti Mail:

You have a new MintiMail from LindaHoward‏ From: Minti (info@minti.com) Sent: Saturday, 14 June 2008 5:19:03 AM Reply-to: support@minti.com To: my email address @msn.com  Again I changed my display email for privacy reasons

 

The member LindaHoward has sent you the following Minti Mail:

But when I signed into minti there was noting in my minti mail box.

So thought I would warn every one.

Take care