I just recieved an email called 2009 quote.

Have a read I think its awesome and its so true

Enjoy

Quote of the year ~~~

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. 

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. 

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.   So, if you give her any c%$p, be ready to receive a ton of s^*t.