Jd is currently writing a book of things not to say to a pregnant woman...... feel free to add to the list although he's doing a dam fine job all on his own!
1. "You really are getting big aren't you?" (No shit sherlock I'm 38 weeks pregnant!)
2. "Try not to be a wimp" (In relation to giving birth... I'd like to see him try and do it!)
3. "Yeah you have put on some weight now" (Ummm ever heard of retaining water looser)
4. "It can be hard to sleep at night when you're belly keeps pushing me out the way!" (Here's a tip looser, try sleeping with the belly attatched to you! GRRRRRR  )
5. "Wow you really do waddle" ( I'd like to see you carry this child without waddling... a little bit different from having a beer gut YOU KNOB!!!!)
6. "Wish you would hurry up and have this kid, I need to get back to work". (Sure, how's Tuesday say 4:00? Does that suit you you wanker?)
So ladies feel free to add to the list of things NOT to say to a pregnant woman.... as you can see he's off to a flying start!
love to all,
fi xoxo P.S Wormy is still inside baking away. I am one very tired, very, VERY frustrated pregnant woman!!!!!!!!!! AAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Time to be evicted..... WORMY!!!!!! | 
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