'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... Elves", Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

Four reindeer had vanished

Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And

That Santa had better not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,

Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The

The ruts were

And people had started to call for the cops,

When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.