(Absolutely Brilliant) 

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George Carlin's Views on Aging 

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's ...

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