May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,

your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your

urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your

plumber and the IRS.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs

and your stocks not fall, and may your blood

pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol,

your white blood count and your mortgage

interest not rise.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to

anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour,

and when you get there, may you find a parking

space.

May what you see in the mirror delight you,

and what ...

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