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This post is from from my other blog here (Absolutely Brilliant)
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's ...
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This post is from from my other blog here Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was ... Click here to read the entire blog post |
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This post is from from my other blog here "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams (1952-2001), author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
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This post is from from my other blog here 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... Elves", Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. Four reindeer had vanished Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The The ruts were And people had started to call for the cops, When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops. , without much propriety, Equal Employment had made it quite clear, runners had been removed from his sleigh; termed dangerous by the E.P.A. ...
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This post is from from my other blog here 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable Now, of ...
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This post is from from my other blog here This is too true to be very funny The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. ...
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This post is from from my other blog here A nice story... It is a truly beautiful idea and a wonderful way to teach children and grandchildren the true meaning of Christmas giving. The gift given doesn't have to be a large one; simply a thoughtful and kind one. Even for those of us who give to others throughout the year, it can be a lovely Christmas tradition. The White envelope It's just a small white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the branches of our tree for the past 10 years or so. It all began ...
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