Yet another funny from my cousin Ang - this one had me cracking up for ages…

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance," says the husband.  "It is 3 o’clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked the wife.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not.  It is 3 o’clock in ...

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