Yesterday Charley and I were waiting for dancing to start, when a rather large lady bent over in front of us.

So Charley felt it appropriate to say "she has a big bum" when I sshhed her she said it again. Upon being ssshhed again she whispered it "she has a big bum".

I don’t think the lady heard, but I told Charley that that wasn’t a very nice thing to say.

She replied "but she does!!!"