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I've just recieved my third stripe, so I'm talking now.  |
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I got this in an email. Enjoy.
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".
- Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF enteredinto the English language.
- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fredand Wilma Flintstone
- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury
- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
- Coca-Cola was originally green.
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:61,000
- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
- The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer
- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs inthe air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg inthe air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
- Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go untilyou would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
- Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, andlaser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
- Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
- In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bedfirmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
- It was the accepted practice in Babylonmonth after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-lawwith all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and becausetheir calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month,which we know today as the honeymoon.
- In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in oldEngland, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
- "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
- Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into therim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, theyused the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
- Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, youcan read it..........
- I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
AND FINALLY
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!!! |
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More pics from Adelaide Zoo...
   
Monkeys, Sealion, Zebra and a Tasmanian Devil.
Sorry I haven't been around much  .
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