Copy of a hilarious conversation I had today:
poplockanddropit123:
hi
HurlGurl:
hey
poplockanddropit123:
hi
HurlGurl:
whats doin
poplockanddropit123:
chating
poplockanddropit123:
n u
HurlGurl:
same
poplockanddropit123:
so wats ur name
HurlGurl:
mony. urs?
poplockanddropit123:
danny
HurlGurl:
where in sydney are u danny?
poplockanddropit123:
next to para
poplockanddropit123:
n u
HurlGurl:
no way me too
HurlGurl:
where abouts?
poplockanddropit123:
u female
HurlGurl:
yeah
poplockanddropit123:
so are u singale
HurlGurl:
yeah
HurlGurl:
where near parra ru?
poplockanddropit123:
ok
poplockanddropit123:
u tell me
HurlGurl:
lol
poplockanddropit123:
plsss
HurlGurl:
no u first
poplockanddropit123:
liverpool
poplockanddropit123:
am sorry
HurlGurl:
ok
poplockanddropit123:
so can i get ur no
HurlGurl:
lol
HurlGurl:
u gotta try harder than that sunshine
poplockanddropit123:
so yes or no
HurlGurl:
no
poplockanddropit123:
why
HurlGurl:
coz i dont give my number out to just anyone
poplockanddropit123:
am not anyone
poplockanddropit123:
so
poplockanddropit123:
plssssss
HurlGurl:
no
poplockanddropit123:
so can i give u my no
HurlGurl:
i dont really want it
poplockanddropit123:
why
poplockanddropit123:
plssssss
HurlGurl:
dude u just dont give up do u?
poplockanddropit123:
yes
HurlGurl:
doesnt look lik eit
poplockanddropit123:
but i wana get ur no
HurlGurl:
i can see t hat.
poplockanddropit123:
coz am looking for gf
HurlGurl:
i can see that too
HurlGurl:
what nash ru
poplockanddropit123:
assyrian
HurlGurl:
o
poplockanddropit123:
so
HurlGurl:
wel i only date aussies
poplockanddropit123:
why
poplockanddropit123:
plssss
HurlGurl:
hmmmmm.... let me think about it.
HurlGurl:
ok. no.
poplockanddropit123:
how abut ur no
poplockanddropit123:
plsssss
HurlGurl:
omg
poplockanddropit123:
plsssssssssss
poplockanddropit123:
i wana ur no
HurlGurl:
god can u beg any harder?
HurlGurl:
dude ur startin to look a bit desperate hey.
HurlGurl:
i mean not tryin to be rude or anything...
HurlGurl:
but damn.
poplockanddropit123:
so can i give u my no
HurlGurl:
sure go ahead but it doesnt mean il take it
poplockanddropit123:
why
HurlGurl:
because i only date australians.
poplockanddropit123:
am australian
poplockanddropit123:
to
HurlGurl:
rofl
HurlGurl:
you what?
HurlGurl:
u jus said u werent
HurlGurl:
make up ya mind
poplockanddropit123:
so now
poplockanddropit123:
plsssssssss take my no ok its 040150XXXX
HurlGurl:
jesus
poplockanddropit123:
so plssssssssssssssssss
HurlGurl:
so whats in it for me if i give u my no?
poplockanddropit123:
like we gonna be gf n bf
poplockanddropit123:
if u want
HurlGurl:
ooh
HurlGurl:
this sounds interesting
HurlGurl:
tell me more
poplockanddropit123:
like wat
HurlGurl:
like everything
HurlGurl:
when will we marry? are you rich?
poplockanddropit123:
no
HurlGurl:
oh
HurlGurl:
well i need a man to provide for me and my kids
HurlGurl:
do you own a large home?
HurlGurl:
or several?
poplockanddropit123:
no
HurlGurl:
oh
HurlGurl:
well what sort of car do you drive?
poplockanddropit123:
sport
HurlGurl:
ooh what sort
poplockanddropit123:
its nessan skyline
HurlGurl:
ooh i l ove nessans
HurlGurl:
what year model
poplockanddropit123:
94
HurlGurl:
o
HurlGurl:
poplockanddropit123:
why
poplockanddropit123:
all come to u
HurlGurl:
well i have to know what i'll be getting when we divorce
poplockanddropit123:
yes
HurlGurl:
so what do you do for work?
poplockanddropit123:
no work
HurlGurl:
oh boy
poplockanddropit123:
but am looking for work
HurlGurl:
so ur on the dole?
poplockanddropit123:
yes
HurlGurl:
well.... i gotta be honest with ya....
HurlGurl:
im really looking for a doctor or a lawyer who has a 6 figure income owns at least 3 properties, and drives a phat hummer.
HurlGurl:
....i just dont think we could work.
HurlGurl:
sorry hun.
poplockanddropit123:
but u have friends
poplockanddropit123:
like girls
HurlGurl:
yes i have lots of friends like girls.
HurlGurl:
some of them are, some of them arent. some of them arent quite sure what gender they are. but yes lots of friends like girls.
poplockanddropit123:
coz am looking for gf
HurlGurl:
yes you mentioned that.
HurlGurl:
this is beginning to sound like a broken record.
At this point I blocked him.
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