Maybe if we all gang up on her and take her to court and get a court order to join Minti she wouldnt be such a nutcase and actually start being a decent mum.

Hehe what u think girls?

1. At bath time, soap goes nowhere near eyes because it freakin hurts like a bitch.
2. Never put your head close to a dogs arse because they too are capable of doing egg farts.

Let this be a lesson for all.

Thanks mate!

RANDOMLY ASKED QUESTIONS?

• 1. What do people usually call you? Mony or MoonBeam or for ppl that have known me for years and years, Simone.
• 2. Do you have freckles? No
• 3. Have you ever been to another country? Noumea, Mystery Island and Vanuatu.
• 4. Do you feel comfortable dancing in public? Nope.
• 5. Have you ever kissed a mirror?Lol Im not that desperate.
• 6. Do you still talk to your bestfriend from when you were 14? Yep
• 7. Can you skateboard? Lmfao hell no. Funny story. First time I tried it I was about 21 and drunk as a skunk. Lived in a duplex and we were out the front having drinks with the neighbours. Found a skateboard in their garage and decided to give it a try. Bad idea. Went arse over tit in front of them all. How embarassing lmfao.
• 8. Do you own an iPod? yeah but i never use it
• 9. What was your favorite tv show as a kid? sesame st and playschool
• 10. Do you still have feelings for an ex? yeah im kinda back with him again dammit
• 11. Would you rather bungee jump or sky dive? sky dive
• 12. Who is the hottest celebrity? Pink.
• 13. Who was the last person to call you? My bf's mum.
• 14. Do you like to text message? OMG, I do it everyday, I'd rather text then talk on the phone, lol
• 15. What kind of music do you listen to? Usually rock but shhh dont tell anyone lately ive been listening to girly shit like missy elliot. SHHHH!!!!!!!
• 16. Did the movie Titanic make you cry? No coz I fell asleep
• 17. Have you ever punched someone? Only person Ive ever punched is my step dad. Aside from my old boxing trainer but he told me to. lol
• 18. Has anyone ever punched you? No, like to see em try lmfao my reflexes are too quick.
• 19. Have you ever been dumped? Yes
• 20. Big dogs, small dogs, or cats? Big dogs.
• 21. How many cars have you owned? 3
• 22. Do you call your bestfriend everyday? No, Im not a stalker.
• 23. What do you live in? A dump.
• 24. Have you ever gotten drunk? Yeah
• 25. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes shhhh I stole a shrek headband the other day by accident. I had it on X's head while we were shopping and had every intention to pay for it and just walked out rofl the checkout chick didnt even say anything
• 26. Who do you think about the most? My boys
• 27. What is your most prized possesion? My boys
• 28. Do you like to watch tv? No
• 29. When is the last time you went to the movies? When I was still with Joe. Think I'll have to do something about that!
• 30. Do you wear glasses or contacts? No
• 31. What country would you most like to visit? Egypt to see the pyramids.
• 32. Do you think anyone could ever really be satisfied? Um satisfied with what?
• 33. Are you religious? Eeek hell no.
• 34. Do you live with your parents? No
• 35. Would you like to live to be 110 years old? Ask me when Im 110
• 36. Have you ever approached someone of the oppisite sex? Well my friend Bonnet does rekon Ive been stalking him for the last 13yrs lol
• 37. Do you kiss on the first date? If hes lucky!
• 38. What hair color do you like most on the oppisite sex? Black
• 39. When is the last time you took a shower or bath? About a month ago. I dont believe in showers.

 

Oh piss off. As if you believed that. I had one this morning.

• 40. Have you ever been to a concert? Yeah. Manson was the best one Ive ever been to.
• 41. Do you talk to your parents? Yeah they think Im annoying coz I get free local calls so I ring em all the time just coz I can.
• 42. How many siblings do you have? 2
• 43. Do you like to have your picture taken? Only if Im drunk then Im all smiles.
• 44. Do you have more girl friends or guy friends? guys. I dont play well with other girls.
• 45. Have you ever played in the rain? Prolly
• 46. Ever seen a tornado? Nup
• 47. How many meals do you eat a day? Dunno
• 48. Who do you most resemble in your family? My dad unfortunately. Blegh.
• 49. What kind of accent do you have? I sound like an aussie scrubber apparently.
• 50. How long have you known your bestfriend? Bout 12 yrs I think.

 

Thought this was hilarious so had to share.
We were feeding the kids dinner but X wouldnt eat his. The bf and I started getting really cross with him so we put on our angry faces and told him sternly to eat his dinner. Cheeky little shit turns around with the biggest cheesy grin on his face and decides to tell us his new word.
With a big toothy grin he shouts at the top of his lungs, 'BUM!'

I just had to share this with you guys its so cute! (well i thought so but then again Im bias)

Master 6 just came to me with a really confused look on his face and says 'mummy how can santa fit down the chimney? its too small?'

he was so concerned rofl

so i told him santa is a superhero like the incredibles and can morph into tiny shapes and fit thru.

he still doesnt get it hahahaha poor kid