Ok what the????
Who heard on the news the other night about that woman giving birth on the train and the baby fell out onto the tracks?
Something just doesnt sit right for me.

1. What happened to the umbilical cord and placenta? You need to give birth to the placenta it doesnt just fall out of you
2. Speaking of giving birth, BABIES DONT FALL OUT OF YOU WHETHER YOU'RE PASSED OUT OR NOT!!
3. How did the baby fit thru the hole in the toilet? I mean I know she was only 30wks gestation but still the hole in the loo isnt that big!
4. And how did the baby fall out onto the tracks in the first place? The loo hole isnt open, you have to flush the toilet to open it. So how did that happen
5. And lastly, isnt there sposed to be a sewage reservoir underneath the train? How did the baby end up on the tracks and not in the train sewage? If that were the case we would see big smelly grogans and scrunched up toilet paper all over our train tracks. So wats the deal there?

I smell a rat.

And I also realised just now that I think way too much.

Isnt it funny how just one comment on some advice you have written can really effect you? Im not talking about in a bad way either... I wrote some advice yesterday and waited all day for it to get out of the sin bin because I used a naughty word, and I was really keen to see the comments I would get because the advice was on teen pregnancy, a topic that really hits close to home for me. My internet crashed for a bit yesterday due to the storms, my server must have been down, so I wasnt able to check the comments. I had an early night and when I got up this morning once again the server was still down, so I was stressing out from my minti withdrawl lol. But I took my son to school this morning, and came home, did a bit of cleaning, and then I jumped on here to check if it was working again and WOOOO HOOOO! Look out Minti here I come. So I checked my mintimail and went straight to my advice comments, and I was so shocked at some of the people's replies. Lately there has been alot of talk here on Minti focusing on the positives, and I can see people are really getting into the groove of things. WELL DONE TO YOU MINTI YOU HAVE MADE ME PROUD :D :D I couldnt have asked for some nicer things for people to have said in my comments, even from complete strangers. Lets all take a leaf out of their books, and follow suit. To see what I mean take a look here. I got warm fuzzies just reading it lol http://www.minti.com/parenting-advice/8357/I-just-found-out-my-teen-is-pregnant-What-should-I-do/

Gotta go up for a funeral soon, do any of yas live near Bribie, Sandstone Point or Redcliffe?? If I get time I'll pop in and say hi.

Ugh... Im home again in the sin bin lol I said war in my advice.... ooh.... my bad...

Yaaaawn.... someone come join me in there, I feel like a party hehe!

Sometimes I really wonder how on earth people get their licenses from. I was leaving my sons school this morning and walking down to my car when I see this woman parallel park behind me. She was like a meter and a half out from the kerb, the centre of her car lined up with the drivers side of my car if that makes sense, that was how far out she was. Im like whoa great parking lol (coz u know Im a professional (p-plater) and I can do it better! Anyway she had like 7 attempts to fix it up and by this stage Im thinking jesus why not just give up and park somewhere else? The car in front of me was so close I think there was like a 1foot gap between me and him and we were parked on a steep hill so Im like hmm I'll just sit here a bit and wait for her to park. 10 minutes later she gets out of the car and goes "its too close". Im like 'Um yeah!' She looks at the car in front of me and goes can you get out? Im like 'I doubt it theres half a foot of room behind me from where youve parked and one foot in front of me, plus its raining and on a steep hill. You wanna move back a bit?' She goes 'I cant its too slippery.' Im like 'is it an auto or a manual?' she goes 'auto'. The look of bewilderment on my face must have been priceless. So I asked her if she wanted me to move it back a bit for her so I could get out and she saw the P plates and shes like no no no Im thinkin fmd woman Ive been driving for a year and I could get that thing to move back, whats your excuse? So she flat out refused to try again to move her car back so I could get out and forced me to move with this tiny little gap. I was sooooooo p****d off. How freakin hard is it for cryin out loud? Im really starting to think that they must give out licences in cereal boxes overseas. Ugh!!!

I think the picture says it all.

Bahahahahah made u look u dirty chook!