Omg Im such a legend. I got my green Ps today, first attempt and I got 100%. Woot! Wat a legend.

And the photo on my licence actually turned out really good for once! Lmfao. Yaaaay happy Mony I can drive 10km faster on the freeway now. Yew!

One thing Ive learned over the past 10 yrs of chatting in chat rooms is that they are all filled with perverts. Everyone has sex on their minds and theres creeps lurking in every corner.

So imagine my surprise today when someone 'politely' asked me to cyber:

Xeypher  : hey there sorry for the blind pm but im bored

Xeypher  : would you like to talk

Xeypher  : ???

monyq  : sure

Xeypher  : you look yung how old are you

monyq  : 25

monyq  : grr my comp keeps  playin up

Xeypher  : your very cute there for 25

Xeypher  : hey mine too 

monyq  : lol

Xeypher  : so 

Xeypher  : what are you doing on so late

Xeypher  : there my laptop is positioned better

Xeypher  : so would you like to get to know each other in a more physical way

Xeypher  : then talk some more it will be fun and our secret

monyq  : thanks but il pass

Xeypher  : thats fine just throwing that offer out there

monyq  : oh well thanks

Copy of a hilarious conversation I had today:

poplockanddropit123:
hi
HurlGurl:
hey
poplockanddropit123:
hi
HurlGurl:
whats doin
poplockanddropit123:
chating
poplockanddropit123:
n u
HurlGurl:
same
poplockanddropit123:
so wats ur name
HurlGurl:
mony. urs?
poplockanddropit123:
danny
HurlGurl:
where in sydney are u danny?
poplockanddropit123:
next to para
poplockanddropit123:
n u
HurlGurl:
no way me too
HurlGurl:
where abouts?
poplockanddropit123:
u female
HurlGurl:
yeah
poplockanddropit123:
so are u singale
HurlGurl:
yeah
HurlGurl:
where near parra ru?
poplockanddropit123:
ok
poplockanddropit123:
u tell me
HurlGurl:
lol
poplockanddropit123:
plsss
HurlGurl:
no u first
poplockanddropit123:
liverpool
poplockanddropit123:
am sorry
HurlGurl:
ok
poplockanddropit123:
so can i get ur no
HurlGurl:
lol
HurlGurl:
u gotta try harder than that sunshine
poplockanddropit123:
so yes or no
HurlGurl:
no
poplockanddropit123:
why
HurlGurl:
coz i dont give my number out to just anyone
poplockanddropit123:
am not anyone
poplockanddropit123:
so
poplockanddropit123:
plssssss
HurlGurl:
no
poplockanddropit123:
so can i give u my no
HurlGurl:
i dont really want it
poplockanddropit123:
why
poplockanddropit123:
plssssss
HurlGurl:
dude u just dont give up do u?
poplockanddropit123:
yes
HurlGurl:
doesnt look lik eit
poplockanddropit123:
but i wana get ur no
HurlGurl:
i can see t hat.
poplockanddropit123:
coz am looking for gf
HurlGurl:
i can see that too
HurlGurl:
what nash ru
poplockanddropit123:
assyrian
HurlGurl:
o
poplockanddropit123:
so
HurlGurl:
wel i only date aussies
poplockanddropit123:
why
poplockanddropit123:
plssss
HurlGurl:
hmmmmm.... let me think about it.
HurlGurl:
ok. no.
poplockanddropit123:
how abut ur no
poplockanddropit123:
plsssss
HurlGurl:
omg
poplockanddropit123:
plsssssssssss
poplockanddropit123:
i wana ur no
HurlGurl:
god can u beg any harder?
HurlGurl:
dude ur startin to look a bit desperate hey.
HurlGurl:
i mean not tryin to be rude or anything...
HurlGurl:
but damn.
poplockanddropit123:
so can i give u my no
HurlGurl:
sure go ahead but it doesnt mean il take it
poplockanddropit123:
why
HurlGurl:
because i only date australians.
poplockanddropit123:
am australian
poplockanddropit123:
to
HurlGurl:
rofl
HurlGurl:
you what?
HurlGurl:
u jus said u werent
HurlGurl:
make up ya mind
poplockanddropit123:
so now
poplockanddropit123:
plsssssssss take my no ok its 040150XXXX
HurlGurl:
jesus
poplockanddropit123:
so plssssssssssssssssss
HurlGurl:
so whats in it for me if i give u my no?
poplockanddropit123:
like we gonna be gf n bf
poplockanddropit123:
if u want
HurlGurl:
ooh
HurlGurl:
this sounds interesting
HurlGurl:
tell me more
poplockanddropit123:
like wat
HurlGurl:
like everything
HurlGurl:
when will we marry? are you rich?
poplockanddropit123:
no
HurlGurl:
oh
HurlGurl:
well i need a man to provide for me and my kids
HurlGurl:
do you own a large home?
HurlGurl:
or several?
poplockanddropit123:
no
HurlGurl:
oh
HurlGurl:
well what sort of car do you drive?
poplockanddropit123:
sport
HurlGurl:
ooh what sort
poplockanddropit123:
its nessan skyline
HurlGurl:
ooh i l ove nessans
HurlGurl:
what year model
poplockanddropit123:
94
HurlGurl:
o
HurlGurl:

poplockanddropit123:
why
poplockanddropit123:
all come to u
HurlGurl:
well i have to know what i'll be getting when we divorce
poplockanddropit123:
yes
HurlGurl:
so what do you do for work?
poplockanddropit123:
no work
HurlGurl:
oh boy
poplockanddropit123:
but am looking for work
HurlGurl:
so ur on the dole?
poplockanddropit123:
yes
HurlGurl:
well.... i gotta be honest with ya....
HurlGurl:
im really looking for a doctor or a lawyer who has a 6 figure income owns at least 3 properties, and drives a phat hummer.
HurlGurl:
....i just dont think we could work.
HurlGurl:
sorry hun.
poplockanddropit123:
but u have friends
poplockanddropit123:
like girls
HurlGurl:
yes i have lots of friends like girls.
HurlGurl:
some of them are, some of them arent. some of them arent quite sure what gender they are. but yes lots of friends like girls.
poplockanddropit123:
coz am looking for gf
HurlGurl:
yes you mentioned that.
HurlGurl:
this is beginning to sound like a broken record.

At this point I blocked him.

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Ive also posted a similar blog in the Work from home group.

As most of you know, Im always looking for new ways to make money online. This site I just found is a site that pays you to blog. Its so cool! You get paid $20 to sign up, you can earn money for referring friends, and you can either blog about something you want to, or pick a topic from a list and earn a set amount of money for it. Im doing a blog soon that if it gets published will be worth $135. Easy money huh! You can join by clicking here and selecting the purple box.

Lately Ive been really busy and havent had time to cuddle my boys as much as I normally would like to.

Well last night I finally got that chance. After an extremely busy day, we made a mountain of pillows on my bed, and all laid down and watched tv together having a huuuuuge family cuddle it was bliss. They all fell asleep in my arms and then I put them off to bed. Nathen my 6yr old really got alot out of it as we havent had a cuddle for a while so i was really nice. Now that hes getting older Im finding he doesnt like to cuddle as much anymore, but last night he was all cuddles. It was lovely :) I wish times could be like that all the time.

Woo hoo! Just got a call from the hospital and it seems Jaryd has been given a date for his tonsilectomy and adenoidectomy yaaaaaaaay he will be a new boy before we know it :)

Well lately Ive been wondering why my computer has been so damn slow (some of you might remember how slow ive been replying to you on msn) and how long it takes me to load a page on here when members have asked me to look at something. Well it seems my UNLIMITED adsl plan has decided to change without telling me and I now have a limit which I went over (well der the amount of time Ispend online I got an unlimited plan for a bloody reason) and theyve slowed my speed down to dial up AND charged me extra because I went over my limit.

RUDE!!!!  And they didnt even tell me! Apparently because Im not locked into a contract and I can terminate at any time, they can do that. So watch out for that people if you have a provider like mine. Sneaky sneaky sneaky!

My advice finally comes out of the reported section, and before anyone gets a chance to read it or vote (and it was a bloody good article mind you) I edited the bit Ive been wanting to edit for teh past 12hrs, and the bloody thing gets re-reported because of the word 'sex'. FFS!!!! Cant members above level 2 that have proven they're not spammers or porn bots have this advice censor taken off? Its really starting to piss me off!

Sorry to be a pain in the arse but can u lot please go and vote it out AGAIN? This is a really shitty start to my day.

End of rant.

In the past week Ive written more good quality advice articles than I have done in months.

Phew! I dont know where all these ideas have come from, they just spring up out of nowhere, and I cant stop writing til its finished! Im really enjoying all the research Ive done with it, Ive learnt so much lol. Dont ya just love it when something takes over you and youve gotta go for it and spit it out before you forget? Ahhhhh Jaryd wont shut up so I cant really concentrate right now but damn I was on a roll.

Similar to the way Minti Moolah works, MyLot rewards members with money by commenting to discussions and starting new threads. Money is paid thru Paypal, and it's a great thing to do when Minti gets a bit quiet and you want to earn yourself some easy money!

Lately Ive been noticing alot of interesting usernames on Minti, and I was wondering, what is your username, and what made you choose it?

Thanks Minti tech, Ive missed that lil button!

The funniest film clip ever.

Well it's an idea that Ive toyed with for a long time, ever since I had cancer. Doctors told me I wouldnt have kids, but there was something in the back of my mind saying that if ever one day I was to become complely fertile again, Id really love to be able to give a childless couple the gift of life.

So Ive done some research, weighed up the pro's and con's, and have decided to put my oven up for lease lol.

More than anything though, Id love to give a gay couple a child. And last night a really lovely lesbian couple from Melbourne contacted me, and are looking for a sibling for their daughter. They have been trying IVF unsuccsessfully for the last 5yrs, so we are currently in negotiations about borrowing my oven.

In Australia, it's illegal to surrogate for money, but not illegal for them to cover medical costs, and transport fees. So I might get a couple of short holidays down to Melb out of it which would be nice, as I have a very close friend who lives down there who Ive been dying to meet for about 2 or 3 yrs now.

Has anyone else on Minti  been a surrogate mother, or have you had someone surrogate for you? Id really love to speak to others who have been through it and hear your stories.

GO MINTI! The new features rock! Cant wait to use em!

Well Jaryd has come down with the tummy bug Shay had, ugh. Poor kid is so embarrassed by pooing his pants that hes asked me to put a nappy on him. I dont like the idea but if it makes him feel more comfortable and less embarassed I guess its not that bad. Poor little guy. Its getting really violent, the runs, so Ive arranged for my sister to Pick Nathen up from school. Will be a nice surprise for him he loves his aunty. In the mean time Jaryd is having a sleep, much to his disappointment because he doesnt have day naps any more and he thought he was in trouble at first. I reasurred him that hes not and tried explaining to him that he will feel better if he has a little sleep, but man he put up a good fight. Poor little muffin I wish I could be sick for him.

Im putting it here so I can watch it later. Ohhhh what a beautiful man.

This is my fave song atm and I thought Id put this here so i could listen to it.

Go Minti and the new youtube doovey. Its tops!

Im sure you can relate to at least one of these things. It's gold lol

Heres the lyrics. See if you can keep up:

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here’s your clothes
And your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now
Get up and make your bed
Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don’t forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon

So you must play
Don’t shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside
Don’t play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite
Make a friend
Don’t forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don’t make me come down there
Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don’t sit so close
Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod’s my iPod if you don’t listen up

Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you’re coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You’ll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you’re older and you’re grown
Can’t wait ’til you have a couple little children of your own
You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I’ll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an egg A, Get the door
Don’t get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I’ll count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of reality
I don’t care who started it
You’re grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven’s sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said at least a thousand times before that
You’re too old to act this way
It must be your father’s DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don’t forget
I love you
**KISS**
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends
You don’t need the reason why
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so
I’m the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da

Why is it when you do $260 worth of shopping thats meant to last you a fortnight or so the kids think its open territory to raid the cupboards and fridge the minute you turn your back and find out less than half a week later your food is almost all gone? Im so over it! Im getting padlocks!!!

As most of you know Im really passionate about making our world a better place for our kids, and heres a great site doing just that. Its global so not just limited to any one area, and I can see they are really onto something great here, and I'd really love minti members to take a part of it.

It's aim is to reduce our planet's carbon footprint by carpooling with one another, AND (how cool is this if ur moving house) picking up and delivering packages, both for free, and some ppl ask for a small donation for fuel etc. Some ppl ask for money, others might ask you to buy/make them lunch or something. Or give them a cd or a book lol anything to show ur greatful.
Also, say ur going to Blacktown for instance, to do some shopping, you can either post an ad saying you will be in the area at a certain time and does anyone want a lift, or you can say you need to be somewhere at a certain time, can anyone help you out. It is much more cheaper than a taxi and is more reliable than a bus.
How cool!
At the moment they are offering ppl $5 credit on their account to sign up, it costs nothing to join, but you only get the credit if someone refers you. Im happy to give anyone a referral if they want one, just Mintimail me your email address. You can sign up without a referral, but you dont get the $5.
Im really excited about this site. Ive already posted ads offering trips around my place and close surrounding suburbs,and looking forward to making the most of this site soon. What ya's think?

Far out and I thought Id seen it all. Warning this vid is pretty disturbing.

Wheres DOCS when u need em?