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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"
hope this isnt to naughty for minti lol
PS: www.ahajokes.com |
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Well its been forever since my last blog. Well Jade is saying more and more, her first sentence is mum mum ball. Jade is chuckin more and more tantrums, she pouts and goes n sulks, so funny. Climbing up onto the couch is a new trick, she can climb down properly thank goodness. We also have a rocking donkey (not horse) and she can get on and off by herself. Miss Independant! Daddy is also her favourite toy too. but when she hurts herself mummy is still number one.
Forgot to also mention our time out in brunswick heads was great, hard camping with a toddler but the beaches there are lovely and its so nice just being in a different enviroment! Jade played in the sand for ages without eating any, so she must have learnt from the first time!
Take care chat soon Nicky
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didnt relise how much fun i would have giving tikes, im just going through some people i havent meet yet and reading their blogs and send em tikes, there is some really amazing people in here, i knew that already but didnt relise how many!! Minti is like a gold mine of wonderful people.
enjoy the rest of you week and weekend |
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Im trying to teach Jade new things, like kiss on the lips (which she now does) and feeding herself. The feeding is going ok just a bit messy. Jade has figures out how to get past the temp gate i made to block off half the house, will buy a proper gate now. I am amazed every day, she likes to help me undress herself. I bet in summer she will be a nudie child. One minute dressed the next naked, lol. My mum gave me a photo of myself and up to that point i thought she looked like my hub but no she is a dead ringer of me, hey i knew i was cute at some stage.
Jade is really doin well in her swim lessons, my clever girl. plus she looks hot in her pink in black striped bikini. lol
She now only sleeps once a day. not sure if thats right. Sleepin at night though, thank goodness, wasnt sure if i was goin to make it out with my sanity after all that lack of sleep. Im now back at work one day a week for some sanity time, nice talking to adults all day, i do nails n beauty so i will actally have time to do my own nails and have a reason to wear make up, watch out yummy mummy coming through, Im lucky a fantasic friend spends the day with my love bug. Kaye is an awesome mum so I know Jade is safe.
Well thats my update on whats happening in my house hold
xxxx Nicky n excapee Jade |
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I went out to dinner last night with my family and friends and drank way too much champage, it was so much fun, i had a beautiful meal and pav for my bday cake, perfect, i was giving massage, facial, body drenching vouchers. Im SO looking forward to using them, might have one next week.
This morning i was feeling a little average so went out for breakfast, and basically did nothing all day, naughty i know.
So im looking forward til tomorrow to feel my healthy self again, might not drink again for a while as i certainly dont miss the hangover. |
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some of the kids at jades party, they ate all tghe lollies, go kids!
one beautiful fairy princess
she had a fun filled day, cant believe my baby is one. xxxx |
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well the day was beautiful, sunny and next to no wind. Jade stayed awake until 4pm without any sleep. Not a single tear and behaves perfect. She had her first taste of chocolate cake and ate it al too. Look ouy another chocoholic in the house. She was spoilt rotten!!got some great presents. the day was so fun, i love parties. i think i wanna do them for a job!!!have more update later, just wanted everyone to know i made it back after my busy fortnight
xxxxx |
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incase anyone was thinking i have left minti, give you self a little slap then read on. I have my nephew for two weeks, so Im doing the school run and all the stuff in between. Now I want to know how mums do this 24/7. I have to be super organised, I cant believe how much time it all takes up. I am buzzing around like a fly trying to get lunches, dinner, housework, washing, wash kids, etc done. I need another me. I havent had time to sit online or even read my fav mag. Plus Jade now demands more time and I think more teeth are on their way. Jade is now walking ALOT. Im not a fan of her crawling on the concert at home (long story) So bye I will be back after Jades birthday! Cause i have friends staying too, so things will be back to normal on the 12th aug I HOPE, glad I got all that done before all this. Miss you all.
Nicky N jade |
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well i have one clever litle bunny on my hand now, She took two steps while she thought i wasnt watchin, hooray. but try and make her do it again! She just laughs at me, cheeky rabbit
have a great wkend nicky |
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Did anyone watch the last 5mins? jade interuped and i missed it, bugger |
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