A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

 

hope this isnt to naughty for minti lol

PS: www.ahajokes.com

Well its been forever since my last blog. Well Jade is saying more and more, her first sentence is mum mum ball. Jade is  chuckin more and more tantrums, she pouts and goes n sulks, so funny. Climbing up onto the couch is a new trick, she can climb down properly thank goodness. We also have a rocking donkey (not horse) and she can get on and off by herself. Miss Independant! Daddy is also her favourite toy too. but when she hurts herself mummy is still number one.

Forgot to also mention our time out in brunswick heads was great, hard camping with a toddler but the beaches there are lovely and its so nice just being in a different enviroment! Jade played in the sand for ages without eating any, so she must have learnt from the first time!

Take care chat soon Nicky