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TIME FOR CHURCH

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A mother called up the stairs

"Son it's time to get ready for Church"He replied " I don't want to go to church" and he turned over and went back to sleep.After 15 minutes She called again "Son you must move and get ready for church,he answered and again said he didn't want to go.She then called a little later.This time he said "I'll give you two reasons why I don't want to go"He then went on to give her his reasons

He said     "1   Nobody likes me there and  2  I don't like any of them there" So she replied

"I'll give you two reasons why you have to go"

1............You're 42 years old and   2.......You're the vicar"

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KathrynR1402
July 4th | KathrynR1402
Re: TIME FOR CHURCH

Heard it before, but the old ones are the best! Sadly, I bet there is more than a grain of truth to it, somewhere in the country. Still, it's made me laugh yet again, so THANKYOU!



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      pauline27
July 5th | pauline27
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Yes I'm certain you're right Kathryn, so sad to see the people today not wanting to go somewhere to church



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Rukia
July 1st | Rukia
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PMSL



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      pauline27
July 1st | pauline27
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We all need a good laugh sometimes don't we ?



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Arna
July 1st | Arna
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LOL.  Very clever!



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      pauline27
July 1st | pauline27
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I don't know who makes up these jokes!!!!!!!



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Marglr
June 30th | Marglr
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giggle...giggle...still waving where are you???



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      pauline27
July 1st | pauline27
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Marge your arm will drop off waving to me as I am not outside sorry I am in watching the tennis tournament at Wimbledon. It finishes on Saturday hubby will be glad too he keeps sayingthat I stop everything for the tennis. Of course I don't , it just seems that way hehe



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MrsSanders
June 30th | MrsSanders
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Heheeheheeh, nice one, thanks for the chuckle.LOL.

Luv Winnie.xxxx



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      pauline27
June 30th | pauline27
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I am sometimes a bit slow getting jokes  that my daughter and sons say "Not one for mum" but I did get this one the first time I heard it hehe



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ellosunshine
June 29th | ellosunshine
Re: TIME FOR CHURCH

LOL... thats funny



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      pauline27
June 30th | pauline27
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It's always good to laugh!



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janicepovey
June 29th | janicepovey
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 Oh Pauline you made my day, thanks so much....loved it....i had a good giggle!

Love Janice



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      pauline27
June 30th | pauline27
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Thanks Janice  I love a good giggle too



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yummymummyof3
June 28th | yummymummyof3
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pmsl, needed a good laugh today x



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      pauline27
June 30th | pauline27
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I  thought it was funny when I heard it  so I'm glad you had a laugh too



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nell18-3
June 28th | nell18-3
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ROFL

Heard this before........probably you that told me haha

xxx

 



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      pauline27
June 30th | pauline27
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You are always telling me that my jokes are very old but I only heard this one about 2 weeks ago so it was new to me

The ones I tell Thomas and Daniel my mum used to tell me



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