A mother called up the stairs
"Son it's time to get ready for Church"He replied " I don't want to go to church" and he turned over and went back to sleep.After 15 minutes She called again "Son you must move and get ready for church,he answered and again said he didn't want to go.She then called a little later.This time he said "I'll give you two reasons why I don't want to go"He then went on to give her his reasons
He said "1 Nobody likes me there and 2 I don't like any of them there" So she replied
"I'll give you two reasons why you have to go"
1............You're 42 years old and 2.......You're the vicar" |