At our house there is 1)sit down pee-pee, pretty straightforward; 2) stand up pee-pee, the privilege of the male 2/3's; and, this morning around 4:30 am there was 3) lay down pee-pee.

As we changed Berto's clothes, stripped the bed, made the bed and stumbled back to sleep there wasn't much conversation. But in the morning, as my son and I debriefed over breakfast we decided this new 3rd category of pee-pee had been inaugurated. Fortunately for everyone, lay down pee-pee is rare at our house. And I felt so smug that my layering under the sheets actually succeeded in protecting the mattress - Yippee! another point for mom!