I can't stand that I know every celebrity's child's name when I can barely remember the names in Fischer or Henry's classroom!!!!!!!!!! 

Seriously, I "know" the parents of Apple, Presley, Shiloh, Maddox, Ryder, Moses, Grier, Phinneous, Kingston, ARGHHH!   Ask me to name the prime ministers in the Middle East and I would fall WAY short!

What's wrong with me???  Of course, I can say there is a valid business reason for my knowing.   We try and send celebrities new baby gifts in hopes they send a thank you to the Warm Biscuit Bedding Co. and we can turn it around into a press release.  It has happened before (thank goodness some celebrities are polite!)

Still I wish I knew the names of the kid's in my boy's classrooms (not so interested in the Middle East)!

And the beat goes on.