dads letter
i put this in my blog yesterday and 1 person replied i think its so funny and with reports coming out soon i thought it fits lol
i got this email and had to share its a parenting thing and i thought it was funny
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition,
he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and sheis so nice, but I knew
you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her
tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.But
it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
what would you all do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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