its different with us women, with us its socially unacceptable, with men... well they just think farting is 'it and a bit' they can rip 'em anywhere they want, and people either laugh or just accept that a bloke farted lol.
funny huh....
yeah a sure way to hide it is to make the extra noise... drop something... or hide yourself in a corner, do it then warn others not to go there coz it smells like something has died :)
cheers

well, there's never been any holding them back in our current household! 

Here's some general rules, however.....

If he farts in bed, he'll fluff the doona so ....so must you. 

If his farts wake you up during the night - make sure he knows it.  That's ok, he'll just be proud and it wont bother him.  But if you wake him, pretend to be asleep and try not to shake with laughter under the doona.

Silent but deadlies...SBDs - try NOT to do them in lifts or corners or you will be found out.  Also, never in small rooms where there's only a few of you.  You might get away with it in the boss's office if he's much older, but that's about it.

Shopping centres and nightclubs are good for farting - there's always plenty of noise.

Never ever try to time a fart with a car door closing....it never works and timing is always out.  And noone will believe it's frogs because there aren't many around these days.

Try not to have capsicum, apples, onion or milkshakes for lunch.  Apples are really bad, I find.

If you get pain and the unbelievable need to fart instantly, you do have a problem.  They will always be loud, you will be uncomfortable and you should drink yakult, eat yoghurt, avoid milk and cream and possibly wheat for a while and let your tummy settle down.  Maybe drink some green tea or chamomile tea.

Sometimes, it's important to give yourself a break from farting.....no matter how much you enjoy it.

You know whats funny, like when someone farts for some reason even though its a natural thing we always find it soooo funny, and I find myself to be keep coming back to this question to see what others have written about farting.... why do we find them so funny they are gross yet we get such a pleasure out of doing them, especially when we know others especially hubby will suffer from the smell.....  we really are gross pmsl everytime I need a laugh I am going to keep coming back here now that is sick in itself pmsl

This is my most favourite question and I so I have revisted it this evening. 

There really is nothing better than one long loud anonymous fart amongst familiar and unfamiliar people in a crowd or public place.  I have seen/heard/been a participant many a time since childhood and I still think it is very funny.

What is your most favourite question?

yeh you can end up with a twisted colon if you hold them in all the time, then you''l have to go under the knife to get it untwisted (my dad had a mate that had this happen to him. when he got married he didn't want to fart around his wife so held them all in. he ended up in hospital because of it)

OMG I am never holding them in again PMSL look out G I am about to get revenge PMSL

yea i was at this doctor visit my doctor is a female and i had the urge to let a fart so badly i asked her i  could let it she said you sure can she said never hold them in if you have to fart  even when they are checking you out i asked her what if her face is down there and i let one in her face she said like i said never hold them in so i went and let it out she smiled at me it kinda stinked to even she let one to im like what are you doing farting contest she said well i sorta get pleasure from it im like sexual pleasure shes like yes im like holy crap thats weird she said well you should try it she says she said that she like to have other girls fart in her face im like wtf she even said she would demonstrate it for me she had her female assistent do it im like am i in a dream somebody pinch me lol its crazy i know