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Funny things children have said?

ClayCook — Fri, 04 May 2007 12:38:50 -0700

wow - these have been SOOOO funny!
I have created a new group here.

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MadMel — Tue, 01 May 2007 06:40:04 -0700

This was a friends son.

He was 3 and was looking at 2 big spiders on the roof. He asked me what they were. I told him a mummy and a daddy spider. He then ran off in a hurry screaming out at the top of his lungs "MUMMY MUMMY LOOK LOOK"
When she came he pointed to the spiders and said "Mummy look its you and daddy!"
It was too cute!

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Shellshell — Tue, 01 May 2007 02:18:44 -0700

My 7 yr old son has PDD, so when he explains or tells me things, they are hard to comprehend by the way he says it.

So about 2 wks ago, he had a headache and told me....."Mum, my brain is burning!".

Not very funny for him, but the way it came out of his mouth i couldn't help but LAUGH!

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Libby24 — Tue, 01 May 2007 00:42:31 -0700

i think having a group would be good. my kids make me laugh so hard some times with what they say.

atm Alex says mummy my brain hurts. and everyday they ask if mummy's head is any better today (as i have server depression) its so cute and makes me cry that they have knowledge of this.

start a group. it will be so good

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Kellzacar — Tue, 01 May 2007 00:29:33 -0700

Hi there,

My 7 yr daughter calls Gherkin (which she gets in her McDonalds cheese burger) Kiwi Pickles . .

No idea why, she just came out with it oneday when we were driving home from town . .

Cheers Kellz

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blackwidowkate — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:19:42 -0700

Hi
When Megan was little her father had come out of the shower and she wanted to look at his penis and I said let her see what it is then she wont be curious
She looked at it and goes hahahahahah daddy's got a diddle
Later on he was walking around in his undies and she rushed up to me and pointing at him whispered look mummy daddy has pood the front of his undies....
I couldn't stop laughing....

When she was a bit older we were having pizza and my friend who is vegetarian was there and Megan who was helping order the pizzas said..Don't forget mummy we need a veterinarian pizza.......hmmm is that a no meat pizza?????

Luv Deb

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pcgames — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:12:59 -0700

We were driving back from the parents and the six year old says ,I saw gradpa come out the shower naked and they all start giggling then the six year old says ... Why doesn't he put some of his hair from his bottom on his head and every one cracked up laughing because grandad has been bald since he was 30 but the little guy didn't get what was so funny and says well if you think it would look stupid tell him to take it from his ... YOU know where and he can still have some for later when that hair washes off.

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mumof2b — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:29:53 -0700

Thanks Clay for plug to my article.

Glad you liked it!

Amanda

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sweet-bear — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:29:00 -0700

if only it was

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mumof2b — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:27:11 -0700

LOL! That's so cute.....

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Jessgore — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 18:19:25 -0700

I was having a conversation with my step daughter...

She said to me "One birthday, not this one just one day, I would like all of my family, ALL OF MY FAMILY, to put in for one big present!"

I smiled and I asked her what it was...

She said "An electric guitar... "

I started to tell her if she started by playing my guitar and showed that she had an interest that maybe one day it might happen.. And I gave her an example of how much she loved and showed an interest in Snowboarding so the hubby got her a snowboard and some proper lessons...

She then said "SO if I continue to show interest in the internet will I get a computer... "

I smiled and said ask your mother.. She laughed..

For the rest of the day she asked if she showed interest in what ever would she get one....

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jenaya04 — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 18:07:32 -0700

Ooooh, so many to choose from...

My son once asked me if the cat scratched my belly....he was refering to my strech marks!

My daughter just this am was pointing to her tummy and saying no. When I asked what she was doing, she said in her 2 1/2yr talk, that she was telling the doggy off inside her tummy for growling. When I said there was no dog in her tummy and tummys growl when they are hungry, she said "no mummy, the baby is hungry, baby wants toast with red stuff (jam)."

So not only does my daughter have a doggy inside her tummy but now a baby too!!!

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Shamali — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:26:14 -0700

Heaps spring to mind...

I posted this one recently,

Miss 2 got extremely upset as she was, laying on the bed with her legs up over her head (Oh, to be so flexible) and she got a glimpse of between her legs. She began to cry and said to her daddy, "Daddy, Daddy, I've got a hole!!!"

When Miss 5 was 3 she told everybody about daddy's wobbly fanny...

When Miss 5 was only tiny (Under 2) she called McDonalds Restaurants 'Pinka Donkets' I have no idea where that pronounciation came from.

I actually have them all written down in a book.

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sweet-bear — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 15:52:23 -0700

i'll have to remember that one thanks ... thats so funny

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jimannakateen — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 15:43:42 -0700

Went down the street yest and hubby was looking after the gal, He had a shower and left the bathroom door open he got out and got dressed and all kool. I come home and i bring them a packet of chips each told them to sit in the lounge and watch cartoons and then my youngest tells this: Daddy got iggy pole (which is icy pole) in return i said has he? yes. I then asked both do u want a icy pole they said yes! and the youngest repeats it again Dddy got iggy pole, Where? she walked straight up to hubby and pointed at his pants and says iggy pole! we didnt know to laught or cry.

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sweet-bear — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 15:22:33 -0700

the other night charlie (13months) said to us when he saw his bottle was "woopie" and now that is all he will call his bottle it was just so funny we hadn't call it that and no one who is around him has call it that either ... love to know were he got it from but you really never know what is going on in their minds

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breannababy — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 14:55:51 -0700

I was having a shower and B saw her past milk supply(she has only been weaned about 6-7 months)and asked if the milk was still gone.......I replied yes sweety it is all gone,looking very unconvinced she said ok well take off the lids then PMSL. I was trying to get miss B to put on her shoes before an outing the other day,and got a tad impatient and asked her to hurry up and let me put her next shoe on....she looked up at me with a cheeky grin and said golly gosh Mummy you a BOSSY BOOTS ROFLMFAO

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Deborahsc2203 — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:38:09 -0700

when my twins where small they wanted me to get them something from the shops and i didnt understand what is was that they where both asking me for they where 2 and a half at the time ,

we came home much to their discust that they didnt get what they had been trying to ask me for that day .

(they asked me for a to pize penset )

when we where home they both dissapeared into their room and came out moments later with a bit of crumpled up newspaper in their hands

i asked them what was that that he had in his hands ,, one of them said look too pize penset and then got happy and opened up the newspaper and inside was his little car ,, i had to think for a min and it just came to me

they wanted a surprize present haaaaaaaaa ...they where both happy that i finally understood what they where on about and just rolled their eyes at me and said yesssssssss mummy you listen .

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mum2four — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:37:59 -0700

We were recently on a tsunami warning and when my 6 yr old came home from school he said very seriously " Mummy Mummy the salami didn't come".

When my eldest was son was about 4 we had gone to our local hospital as we shared the lift with a dark skinned man (sorry if this is not politically correct) luckilly just after he left the lift my son said " Mummy what happened to that man ?Did he get burnt?" ( I hope this does not offend)

My now 8 year old after some convincing finally believes me that bananas in pyjamas is not "gunna catch them mongrel bears "instead of "catch them unawares".

Cham

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RebeccaDorant — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:01:51 -0700

ROFL!!! thats a classic nell...

my fav one came from logan when he was 2. i was getting us ready for the walk to the shops and he didn't want to come he said "you go mum, dont worry, the tv will look after me!"

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nell18-3 — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:24:27 -0700

Great Idea But my mind has gone totally blank for a minute (it does that quickly and often!!)
Off the top of my head, one of my favourites was once flying to Rejkjavik, Iceland we had an early flight so slept in the departure lounge, I got woken by my daughter saying "Mum quick Duty Free is open I don't know what it is but its free!!!"